Cinder's Lair - A Paradox for the Digital Age

Cinder, 22, It/Its, Fae/Faer, She/Her

[cutecipher]

list of animals:

solar panels

windmills

radio towers

bus

train

linux computer

robotic arms

[zangerdanger]

UNBOUND 🌙

[zangerdanger]

UNBOUND 🌙

[zangerdanger]

UNBOUND 🌙

[lilyblisslys]

there should be a cool, chill way to say things like “I’m struggling” or “I’m having a hard time” that doesn’t imply you might have needs

[caffichai]

Blearily waking up from a lovely nap to see the noble Blemishine knight standing above you about to deal a tremendous amount of bonus damage to you

[Bluesky]

[picatchu]

[ouroborosorder]

vintage story is standalone terrafirmacraft. hytale is standalone hexxit. One day someone will make a game based on Gregtech and it will be the least playable video game of all time

[pipshinwhatever]

(said completely devoid of context) you know how it is

[heyniceworkasshole]

[heyniceworkasshole]

[muckmagister]

[yuriartillery]

change my nickname in the princess group chat at once. the hermetically sealed ampule of blood pendant is a nice and normal token of affection for a maid or knight. im not a "gay little vamprincess" you all know my elemental affinity is light

[greelin]

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

[yellow-cat]

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

[hamblimp]

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

[yellow-cat]

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

[yellow-cat]

HEY !!!!

[endlace]

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

[yellow-cat]

put a bullet in me already why dont you

[yellow-cat]

hold on. everyone shut up. i need to cry about the concept of a touch-starved gun

[crazysodomite]

Do you ever see people you know being friends/socializing with each other and think Damn. They're probably having so much fun and interesting conversations. Sadly I can't join them due to not being ensouled

[jame7t]

⚠️estrogen will make me look like her

[ashes2caches]

okay so i technically didn’t mean to cast the ‘spell that turns you into a wind-up doll’ on you but everyone kinda agrees that you’re a lot cuter this way so i think i’m just gonna leave things as is.

[beardedmrbean]

[seaturtlesayshuh]

Casting spells over long range: I use my amulet

Casting spells with high quality and fidelity: I use my fmulet

[ellienamored]

casting spells: i use my amulet

casting spells that are a lot alike the other spells dignity-wise but CANNOT be combined with them: i use my omtague

[wonder-womans-ex]

casting spells in the present tense: I use my amulet

casting spells in the past tense: i use my wasulet

[ellienamored]

casting hateful and violent spells: i use my amulet

casting godlike and lesbian spells: i use my shodanulet