In Starlit Waters

In the deepest night, shines the brightest light!

[entombeddeftones]

Hot people on tumblr are even scarier than normal people because you know something has to be wrong with them

[kronkk]

[oe6]

[ameba-from-space]

Is it impostor syndrome?

[ameba-from-space]

This is funniest joke I have ever made in my life and I feel like you guys don’t appreciate that enough

[cowboy]

I'm hacking into your dick and uninstalling your balls

[trans]

I liked the matrix scene where Nero said this.

[cowboy]

Me too. Can we hold hands now

[trans]

[dogjpeg]

[cockslaved]

Stinky

[dogjpeg]

[charminglyantiquated]

that story where you challenge the fairy queen to a match of wit and skill to win back your loved one. and it goes … fine, you think? probably.

adapted from this very short Elsewhere University piece, changed slightly to be a little more self-contained.

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[doggosource]

she took the midnight train going anywhere 

[back2theyear2000]

[sloppystyle]

[powerfulwizard]

[iamoutofideas]

[cirrates]

edited this pic to make mario not homophobic anymore

[dillyt]

[cobwoybebopp-deactivated2017101]

[pinejay]

[cobwoybebopp-deactivated2017101]

i would die for you

[power-chords]

yurameshi replied to your post “rgr-pop replied to your post “I don’t mean to boast or anything, but…”

once had friends mercilessly fail three attempts at making me a birthday cake before realizing they’d been using diatomaceous earth in lieu of flour the whole time

I gasped with greater intensity than I ever have in my life

[authorityissues]

dirt cake with dirt jar pictured in background

[power-chords]

DUDE

[thesurestthing]

Pineapple upside ground cake

[bixbythemartian]

I laughed so hard I nearly choked oh my fucking god

[balaclava-trismegistus]

i wanna make food for somebody 🥺😭

[balaclava-trismegistus]

i wanna throw a hand grenade in my toilet

[pandalavalamp]

with somebody who loves me

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I need to research why pokemon cards are so expensive. Computer! Show me “pokemon inflation”

[crtter]

[unclefather]

go have gay sex *gives you 270 dollars*

[stardial]

[transarsonist]

[thefriendlyneighborhoodpervert]

It's actually why dost thou to be grammatically correct :)

[stardial]

your mom doth sucketh me long and hard through mine robes

[vampiresconce]

BEE BOAT

[spockdropandroll]

cowboy bee boat

[zzzura]

[coolyo294]

Important updates from home

[coolyo294]

do you people have something to say about my predictive text