IF I GET A LITTLE PRETTIER, CAN I BE YOUR BABY?

Hi, My name is Jada and I constantly look tired. The bags under my eyes are designer though.

[warmsuggestion001]

I hope u end up ok

[killue]

realizing u have to wake up again tomorrow and the next day and the day after that:

[ruinedchildhood]

[oni-boyfriend]

When you finally catch that bitch named ariel who been texting your man

[natasharas-blog]

[animatedamerican]

avogato

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[grandpaq]

I’ll be damned if I end up like ol boys dirty, rotten, pig stealing great great grandfather

[thewitchofwonderlust]

I’m just too superstitious!

[ilikecheeeeesebih-deactivated20]

Can’t risk it, Y’all saw what happened to Stanley Yelnats

[callmedeku24]

I ain’t taking no chances sorry y'all

[shitpostempire]

[metaflesh-deactivated20180415]

I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live

[collegiate-confession]

[joygucci-deactivated20160123]

This is so powerful.

[gul-aab-deactivated20170506]

It’s Nick Randhawa! Had the great pleasure of knowing him at Berkeley. He’s done fantastic work.

[longingtolovehim]

Always reblog this

[gul-aab-deactivated20170506]

It’s back!

[note-a-bear]

Finally a version with his name

[crownvetch-deactivated20181219]

be excited about other ppls good fortune not everything is a competition

[tapeducttemporary-deactivated20]

at a really specific time @ night i feel like i wanna fall in love or som shit lmao but then i wake up and im ok again

[lilmamabeyellin]

she did not come to play , she did that!

[j-a-h-l-i-l]

Her face! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿✊🏿

[nanitsnami]

The meanest rock I’ve ever seen lmao

[bwookleen]

How can something so little hold so much sawce

[allamericansbitch]

Lorde hitting the nail on the head 

[loosinmynoodles]

I love her

[okayysophia]

The biggest scam of 2017👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[okayysophia]

@tarynel @jehovahhthickness @7mangoes

[tarynel]

😭😭

[trapstrblog]

[sbrown82]

America: 

[vanwizard]

me as a detective walking up to look at a dead body: ok first of all, big mood,

[micdotcom]

Watch: Samantha Bee gives Jimmy Fallon and NBC the treatment they deserve over Trump