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aaliyahbreaux

me, a girl: *gets into an uber*

uber driver: “so, this address… is this where you live? is this ur house?”

me, wheels turning in my head: “Uh no haha its my boyfriends house”

growthandsecrets

Um…. what?

aaliyahbreaux

me, a girl: *gets into an uber*

uber driver: “so, this address… is this where you live? is this ur house?”

me, wheels turning in my head: “Uh no haha its my boyfriends house”

granddieugeek

Um …what ?

aaliyahbreaux

Oh shut the fuck up

recoveringgayfish

ok guys so i just had a breakthrough so in the beginning of the song pompeii by bastille it sounds like theyre saying eheu a bunch of times well eheu is latin for ‘alas’ or ‘oh no’ and iM STILL LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE ITS CALLED POMPEII AND MOUNT VESUVIUS DESTROYED THE FUCKIN CITY OF COURSE THEY WOULD BE SAYING OH NO

timgy

bambicalifornia-blog

Latin nerd moment

agrippasuggestions

Fuck

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shimashimashippo

princesstigerbelle

Here’s more!

Bonus!! A fox!!

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crossed-quills

OH! This is the first time I’ve seen a picture for it!

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Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

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A visitor.

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It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it

mamasam

All I can imagine is every astronomer drinking heavily from 2002-2003 like “There it goes–OH FUCK IT’S COMING BACK”

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Thanks moon <3

le-sad-demiurge

Moon: YEET

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The moon threw it away yay moon

t-ycho

the moon was having none of it

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The best part about this? They took a picture (read: spectrographic analysis) of the thing and found out it wasn’t an asteroid at all. It was a piece of a Saturn V rocket, discarded in space decades ago and set into an orbit around the sun. That’s right, this motherfucker spent 30 years orbiting the sun, waiting for a chance to have its revenge on the petty humans who abandoned it in the void.

onion-souls

So that weirdly common Star Trek trope in which one of our space probes comes back to fuck us up turned out to be true

delotha

I like to see it as it desperately wanted to be a moon

spacepearl

if you wanna know how long this year has been: the whole fucking tide pod fuckery happened in january

aaaaasneakattack

Jesus

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oh

laughterkey

The FUCK

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fucks sake

doctordragon

god dammit

setsu-nana

Okay now which one is clearer? 1?

or 2?

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S T O P

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Maybe just take off the glasses!?

turtlemuffinbutt

super-mario-girl

I can’t believe no one has posted a clip of this yet. This is one of the funniest bits in the whole show.

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unclefather

basketballhoopshowerhead

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

sci-the-superb

CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?

dreamingofbabylon

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

socialmediapeasant

Grilled cheese!!!!

dreamingofbabylon

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

socialmediapeasant

Tonight we dine like kings

@imabugandsoareyou

girls night

i love them, thank you.

ifitaintbaroque

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

ifitaintbaroque

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

ifitaintbaroque

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

ifitaintbaroque

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

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please give us updates

ifitaintbaroque

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying.

ifitaintbaroque

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

antique-scarecrow

op will not die of natural causes

rainnecassidy

If you’re old enough to remember it, you just lost The Game.

raggedyanndy

revengar

I have no idea what’s going on here

witchaj

Back in the early aughts, when many millenials were in high school, before Facebook and Youtube, The Game began. No one knows who started it, but the moment we learned we were playing it, we began to lose. The goal of The Game is to forget you are playing The Game for as long as possible. The rules of The Game are as follows: Everyone is always playing The Game all the time; at school, during breakfast, at night when you are asleep, etc. The Game never ends. The moment you remember that you are playing The Game, you lose and must immediately announce to those around you, “I just lost The Game!” thus making them remember they are also playing The Game and causing them to lose as well. Upon losing, you begin The Game again. Sometimes players could go weeks or months without losing, sometimes only minutes. At the height of The Game’s popularity, it became common to see people at events such as Comic Con or midnight movie premieres, wearing t-shirts proclaiming “You just lost The Game!” Once they were noticed, groans and shouts of “Fuck you!” could be heard for miles. These people thrived on the chaos, taking great pleasure in the cries of their victims. Most people eventually grew bored of The Game, and many began to claim they won by choosing not to care about it anymore. Some rely on a particular XKCD comic strip or Tumblr post to lend a sense of legitimacy to their feeling of victory. They are fools. It is impossible to win The Game. There is only losing. Only a few diehards remain loyal to the rules. The drop in popularity has allowed many to keep from losing The Game for years at a time. The growth of social media has caused a minor resurgence, although without the satisfaction of real time auditory feedback when causing others to lose, The Game will likely fade back into obscurity once again. Someday when we are old and gray, our grandchildren will innocently ask us to play a game of checkers, and we will shriek and shout until the whole nursing home joins us in defeat. Death is the only release from The Game.

spacewillowz

I first encountered The Game not among real people but in Childrens’ Miscellany, which interestingly said that after someone announced they had lost The Game, anyone around had a 30-minute grace period in which to forget about The Game before they also lost

ayeforscotland

Jonah Hill is a top lad.

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tenaflyviper

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.