Urfriend_exceptnot

Keep it simple. Keep it sane. Keep it away.

[yekkes]

The customer is never right

[taggediconic]

normalize the customer never being right

[yekkes]

[brittany-murphy]

Halloweentown (1998) dir. Duwayne Dunham

[goth-aunt]

[moisemorancy-deactivated2022061]

[ingenieropapi-deactivated201910]

Since it’s almost October you know what time it is:

[astraldemise]

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

[valquita]

so, a vampire?

[astraldemise]

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

[nisslaboratories]

Is it your blood?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, yes

[nisslaboratories]

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

[neverthere12345]

[hundondestiny]

chaotic good

[catp]

Me: *sees it’s dark out at 7:30 pm*

My seasonal affective disorder:

[prideprejudce]

[toastbutteregg]

this is cuter than me

[superpagangirl]

P-P-P-PINK WIG THICK ASS GIVE EM WHIPLASH!!!

[onllove]

[pixar-daily]

[meanplastic]

[usahano]

[skyakafreckles]

He surely doesn’t

[txztxz-deactivated20200602]

Fort worth, Texas 2017

[hex-objekt]

Direct Action in front of the Panda Express

[jaded-not-tragic-mulatta]

I heard Hank Hill’s voice while reading that.

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life