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matt. 24. UNCW Grad. Instagram: zzzmatchu

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Spicy food is just bdsm for your mouth

[crazy-acey-in-spacey]

STOP. SEXUALIZING. EVERYTHING.

Sincerely, an ace who adores spicy food.

[popgothika-deactivated20180510]

Why do people always assume BDSM is inherently sexual?

Sincerely, an ace who loves spicy food and also BDSM.

[crazy-acey-in-spacey]

Sorry for assuming! i didn’t realize there was such thing as non sexual BDSM as i tend to avoid that side of things >.< care to enlighten an ace bean?

[smashbike]

where am i

[snorlaxatives]

What do you think of girls with glasses??

i’m glad they can see

[thatisjacob]

Telekinetic battle

[thesecretuncle]

It’s clear who is winning

[blessyourheartlittleone]

What’s your typical day like?

i wake up. i malfunction. i call it a day

[thebootydiaries]

drinking water be like *slurp* lol

[silentgong]

Too true

[thebootydiaries]

haha tell me about it

[nosez-moved]

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

[anarchogay]

me after setting one (1) boundary

[digitalhunk]

best fight scene in movie history

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[dsmsix]

[hotboyproblems]

*fight breaks out*

me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!

[bathroomcube]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[panelshowsource]

[chorizho-deactivated20240610]

[loverlv]

me: tries to sign into my google account

google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this

[en-futubandera]

[eternalgirlscout]

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it's to physically attack people. and she's right.

[katrinadevoort-deactivated20211]

[jvlianbashir]

this is what good pussy sounds like *laminated paper wobbling sound*