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21! I sometimes reblog mature content!! I will tag this as #nsft !! block the tag if that upsets u. Also!! I don't really make posts anymore its mostly just reblogs lmao, mostly for my mutuals so

[pyupa]

fuck my stupid fungus life

[luxiomahariel]

they should invent a taking care of your own body thats easy

[wordfather]

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

[initiala]

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

[hinoneko]

They warned us it would be a slippery slope.

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[funkeepeach]

So it's not my circus, but one of my monkeys did previously work there so i actually have a lot of opinion's on the circus' labor practices

[certified-cervid]

[spicyghost01]

Super happy for them! Also can’t wait for all the new content and podcast!

[silly-little-pal]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I think every lesbian who says she wouldn't date a bi woman is functionally on the same wavelength as men who say they would only marry a virgin

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

it all boils down to "penis steals women's purity" and there's literally no non-shitty way to believe that. being gay doesn't give you a get out of jail free card for being sexist

[cutetanuki-chan]

they do need posters of their faces

[dinosaurts]

Moonlight guide you

[wigglysloth]

The phag

[were--ralph]

Wait... you actually do really want to fuck werewolves and it's not a joke???

You phrase this like it's unbelievable and yet you're on the site that wanted to fuck the Onceler and Sans Undertale. I'm very tame comparatively.

[bleachblondephil]

centre screen phil close enough welcome back amazingphil

[cirkaos]

I wanted to try another hairstyle on her 🥺

[cuntholicism]

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