Not your token "good Jew"

South Park sideblog. Warning, I tend to be blunt and my opinions tend to be unpopular. Questioning popular fanon and overused cliches is not a personal attack. I try my best not to get involved in drama, but unfortunately, I have pissed a few people off, so feel free to block the #discourse tag. Adult, she/her. ✡️

[urspopinionsareshit]

To avoid spoilers, blacklist #south park spoilers

I urge you to actually read what I have to say instead of blindly believing what others say about me.

My Tumblr handle is tongue in cheek (and based on an old meme) and I'm too lazy to change it at this point. Contrary to popular belief around these parts, I understand that everyone is entitled to their opinions.

Please do not confuse me with urspopinionsareshittttt, which is a hate blog against me. There are apparently other hate blogs with similar URLs floating around, so if you see something suspicious coming from what appears to be me, there's a chance that it's one of them.

I have a bad habit of swiping away tags and notifications and forgetting about them later.

I am only active in this fandom on here, AO3, fanfiction.net, and a few of the wikis. Anyone else claiming to be me on Discord and elsewhere is an imposter. I also do not send unsigned anonymous asks or fanfic reviews (people have impersonated me in the past).

Headcanons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 teen Stan teen Kyle Shelly

Why Kyle's portrayal by the fandom is so problematic (updated 1/16/26)

My views on Shelly's role within the Marsh family (roleplay-based, but still relevant)

Other various ramblings can be found under the my posts tag

AO3

Fanfiction.net (no longer being updated)

Roleplay: @itsshellybitch

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Fandom Problem #15,749:

I hate when a character is in canon, an imperfect parent but then the fandom decides to write them as the most abusive worst parent ever. It's so OOC! Like, I'm sorry, but all real parents make mistakes. That's just how it is. But I guess I shouldn't be surprised because fandom is where nuance goes to die.

[evilstrawberrycartoons]

Older Sibling Moment

[lottelomo]

I love their sibling dynamic

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Fandom Problem #15,673:

A tween/teenage girl being boy crazy is infinitely more interesting, relatable, and loveable than Ms. Sarcastic, Aggressive, Resting-Bitch-Face could ever be. And I will die on that hill.

[salt-apple]

shy kids

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Fandom Problem #15,590:

Maybe it's just me but I'm just tired of the whole "Canon is supposed to be disregarded in fandom" thing because all it does is make some folks annoying and hypocritical within said fandom.

They like — no — love to say "Characters are supposed to be dolls we play in our dollhouse" or "Canon doesn't matter" until it benefits them; this also includes headcanons, fanons, and ships.

[cringebuttfree]

Something that I really like about Kevlly is that despite (or because) being the oldest, they’re both very clearly the least favourite child of their families, and also imo are probably also the children that are closest to their fathers personality-wise. And Shelley does have quite a few girl friends that we see, I do like the idea that she and Kevin can kinda like… just connect and commiserate on things and understand why the other might sometimes need to vent about their younger siblings even if they do care about them but it’s… complicated.

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Fandom Problem #15,591:

Someone: *points out a problematic trope re: the representation of a minority group in a popular work*

Basically every third comment: "WHY CAN'T YOU HANDLE MEMBERS OF X MINORITY BEING WRONG??? THAT REALLY DOES HAPPEN YOU KNOW!!! I THINK YOU JUST WANT THEM TO ALL BE PAINTED AS SUNSHINE AND ROSES CUZ YOU CAN'T HANDLE REALITY!!!"

Me, reading the discussion: =.=

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags a canon queer ship you think is underrated by fans.

[urspopinionsareshit]

STOP. FUCKING. REFERRING. TO. KYLE'S. NOSE. AS. "HOOKED". IN. YOUR. FICS.

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Fandom Problem #15,375:

I hate how I can't share an opinion (especially a negative one) without feeling like I need to preempt with a dozen "I'm x so don't take this the wrong way", or "I promise I'm not x", just to stop people from flooding me with bad-faith accusations meant to discredit, at the end of the day, a simple opinion I'm sharing that can be as harmless as "I didn't like how they handled x character's story". Even then, it doesn't stop everyone. It's like certain people expect you to be an unending fountain of positivity and not express yourself and your actual opinions, even on your own blog ffs (it gets you vagueblogged about or namedropped as "so-and-so must be an x, they have x opinion").

[itscamwhodraw]

South park kids in my style!

Bonus siblings!!

I'll post these for now, I have more kids to include, but I don't know how to arrange them

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Fandom Problem #15,454:

6-8 episode seasons that take 2-3 years to produce are the bane of media and fandoms

[meatgrinderboy]

uh... kychole, please? :D ty

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Fandom Problem #15,467:

Fans who "fix" the source material by replacing everything that makes it appealing with things that only they find appealing

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Kitebecca 😦😦‼️‼️‼️