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despazito

how i sleep at night knowing i’ll never go cave diving

gamer-0-clock

When the schemes are gay and sinister

dogpuppy

leatherjacketeddie

We have lost the meaning of queerbait

leatherjacketeddie

Just because what you wanted didn't happen, doesn't mean it's queerbaiting. It is now being used an excuse when the ship you want didn't get together. Queerbaiting has to do with marketing.

shamebats

Queerbait: A cookbook that you learned about from ads with pictures of people eating tasty looking soups and the author's social media posts about how soup lovers are going to love it, proves to have no soup recipes.

Not queerbait: A cookbook has no soup recipes. You assumed there would be some based on vibes and wishful thinking. No soups were ever advertised or promised.

Also not queerbait: A cookbook that was advertised as containing soup recipes has soup recipes but not for the types of soups you like.

chemicahs

Can we please bring back buttons PLEASE can we bring back buttons BUTTONS PLEASE for the love of god BUTTONS THAT YOU PRESS DOWN AND CAN FEEL IT BEING PRESSED buttons please buttons can we bring them back can we PLEASE can we please bring back the buttons

comikbook

lets make bad art together

comikbook

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

wovi

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simone weil

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ursula k. leguin

deathgasmic

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

largishcat

korrasamibottles

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

bob-artist

My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

anistarrose

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

brainrockets

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

animentality

mjsloveslave

I'm nowhere near Appalachia--Texan born and raised--but I've heard stories. And there's just some little pockets of civilization you just leave the hell alone and forget you ever heard about them.

muttsandmustelidae

holy mother of fucking classism WHAT is this post and why was it recommended to me??? “feral people”???? “their kind”?????? hello???? do you hear yourselves????? do you think before you type out words and hit send??? Be Normal About The Appalachias Challenge, Difficulty: Fucking Impossible i guess. y’all really see a low income family living in a rural area and start pissing your pants with fear and writing horror stories. fuck off with that. there’s no “feral people”, there’s no whispering in the woods, and you don’t go into the woods after dark BECAUSE ITS THE FUCKING WOODS AND ITS DARK AND YOU’RE MORE LIKELY TO GET LOST. fuck. i’m so tired of this shit. we’re literally just people.