i have real red leather

friday | they/them | 30+ | minors dni works 60% of the time 100% of the time!

[matratzengruft-1]

[thepassenger3]

[miyakuli]

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[teaboot]

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

[angel-stars]

I had to go on a hunt for this but it was worth it. 100% agree

[naamahdarling]

I didn't realize this was about indoor cats until the very last one because I've heard dog owners say this same shit so many times.

Anyway, yeah, keep your cats indoors/in a catio/on a lead and don't let your damn dogs roam around or bark constantly, either.

[teathattast]

[margflower]

[schmilsson]

[dietspam16]

i’d never seen the follow up this is 1000x funnier

[caffeinated-moogle]

Sorry, but I will never be normal about her arrival to Ultima Thule and imagining how that must have felt to her.

[sketchupnfries]

Since Rocky and Grace have access to a ton of video games on the Hail Mary, I figured eventually they'd play Just Dance during their trip to Erid

[lesvegas]

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

[etroveria]

full body artwork of azeyma piece i did ☀️

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[teaspoon-of-stars]

Theres the lil thang

[onlytiktoks]

[piedude]

[jagi11]

I randomly remembered a funny situation I had once

[nintooner]

for a better tomorrow

[pangur-and-grim]

you can carry Belphie about with one hand bc he’s SOOOOOOO small