Chicken Noodle Soup

[sakura-rose12]

So I had a funny dream the other night.

It involved a very gay witch.

[sakura-rose12]

UM PEOPLE REALLY LIKED THIS???

THANKS I REALLY WANT TO DRAW THEM MORE

[arianiziolek]

Trust him, he is a doctor!

[lmaowhateven]

:) your turn to friend! :)

[touhouweed]

[strongermonster]

my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain and adsfkjlfkdjg and thi dskfjfgj

[strongermonster]

rthis is the only picutre she took sfdkjlfgddfs MOM this almost literally could not be worse fdkjfjkdf i love you so much

[strongermonster]

she also took a pictuer of a bluejay 

and believe it or not, a squirrel

mom vs the focus on her expensive camera vs her bad eyesight

[strongermonster]

ok i swear this is the last one but please look at this bluejay

[feanor-the-dragon]

These photos are artistically bad.

Like, the arrangement is nice and the composition pleasing to look at, which is just, so fucking funny because what is ostensibly the subject if each is so poorly framed.

OP, are you entirely sure your mother is just bad at photography and is not, in fact, actually a fucking comedic and photographical genius?

[baddywronglegs]

Here's a useless thought my head just supplied me with that I absolutely can't use.

Co-op game where if one player sees another, they die.

Both die? Just the one who does the seeing? Just the one who is seen? All players or just one crucial character? Do reflections count?

"Don't turn around. I'm right behind you. I'm going to put the mcguffin down behind you and go around the corner, I'll tell you when it's safe to turn around; let me know when you're looking away again."

[baddywronglegs]

Tags from @spectroscopic-gayety

Yes this, I love this idea

[megamindsupremacy]

hi :)

[purpleisnotacolor]

...that is called a soft-lock and players hate them. that would lead to players having to kill themselves by walking into monsters or jumping off cliffs to make progress.

which has some horrific story implications so honestly that'd be kinda cool just for how mean it is. forget a rage game this has become an existential dread game.

[thisartisfine]

I drew the gang,

[welcometothemindparty]

my horrible hybrid of all of them

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[boycritter]

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

[caats]

[frigbob]

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

[triangleguy]

by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this

[cowboyunderscore]

“Enjolras, pierced by eight shots, stayed leaning against the wall as though the bullets had pinned him there.”

my first thought whenever i read this passage is of butterflies being pinned, so i needed to draw something in that vain (symbolism goes crazy)

(click for higher quality!! plz i’ll give you a smile)

(and if you want to go the extra mile for mediocre art you can click AND rotate phone 😘)

[uponthebarricade]

"who cares about your lonely soul" is so cunty like enjolras could've stopped at "now there is a higher call" but he thought no. i need to destroy this horny straight man's self-esteem. and it worked

[haaarpb]

a comic about a truck

[stainlessteelwaterbottle]

youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??

[victoriankeysmash]

[shadowthehedgehogmovie]

[thequeeninyellowlace]

[anxiety-elemental-kay]

[wizened-beanie-baby-moved]

"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[fluffylandshark]

[swarm-of-polls-in-a-trench-coat]

Julius Caesar got away! should we help him?

give bandages

do nothing

stab him again

Voting ended onMar 21, 2024

For Caesar to survive, he needs at least 50 bandages. If 10% stab him again, he automatically dies