Ur moms house

I really be out here

[liberalsarecool]

Health insurance is not a provider. It is a denier.

[memeuplift]

[eunnieboo]

butch vampire x femme werewolf 🖤

[uselesssimplesbian]

WE'RE SO BACK

[crisismoth]

she run on my sentence, til i run on sentence, on my sentence, having run on my sentence, because she ran on my sentence, till i run on sentence.

[pipshinwhatever]

introducing my four year old niece to the concept of "moral dilemmas" by telling her that i'm a monster that eats children and that i know it's wrong but i'm so so so hungry and everything else tastes yucky. i've tried all the human food in the world and it all tastes so yucky i can't even eat it. i can only eat children and i'm so hungry

[pipshinwhatever]

her resolution was that if i meet a kid that has the same name as their sibling, then i can eat one of them. their parents won't be sad, because they have another kid with the same name right there. speaks to an uninformed but fascinating worldview

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

our history teacher tried a similar tack but the theoretical scenario was "the man who invented the medicine necessary to save your wife is charging more money than you can pay and won't accept credit. you're against stealing but you also don't want your wife to die. what do you do?"

our answer was not only to steal the medicine but to murder the inventor because if he's paywalling life-saving medicine, the solution that involves the lowest body count is killing him. we're ethically and morally obligated to eliminate this threat to human survival

did not go the way he thought it would

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your teacher is that United Healthcare CEO

[sebastian-likes]

[makeupandchill]

i don’t get it omg

[hedgehodgemonster]

[jumpingjacktrash]

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

[noticemk]

look at this fucking album cover

[thepowergame-deactivated2015091]

the cheese always falls off the top shelf if i open the door too fast

[laughcentre]

this is truly a magnificent beautiful picture of cheese falling down

[pantywitch]

Its like cherry blossoms cascading from trees in the wind

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[kkumri]

guard dog gfs… 😮‍💨👌 fem!osasunakomo

[skjdfbbcnxkslsljsgcbxnksla-deac]

controversial opinion, but characters are so much more interesting when you are able to forget about shipping them for a moment and actually appreciate their unrelated personal plot/arc. if the most interesting thing you can think of about a character is the ship you like them with, then I don't think you actually like that character very much

[autisticvkeifan]

if I ever get a girlfriend I will use this as matching pfp’s

[theemeraldforestscrapbook]

I just want to go to Japan and watch J-bands that I erroneously perceive as being absolutely massive, play shows in 300 capacity venues.

[m-eggy]

I think they are so silly

[jeonseoguu]

fighting spirit

[daumilk]

JOJO part 1-7 🌟

[uselesssimplesbian]

Kars slaying as usual, part 3 Dio being extra, Kakyoin being super cool, Johnathan being best girl, Jotaro's million cigarettes, Dio Brando being pissy, Ceaser's bubbles, Weather's rainbow everyone's everything atp I love this so much you dont understand.

[haddockkkk]

the squad im pulling up with when im trying to hunt down a serial killer

[birdpaladin]

josuyasu having a matching pose in all star battle is too cute T___T

[diossecondson]

Roundabout