User8395

[user8395]

Mfs be like "Dick Cheney wasn't a good many but still RIP"

My brother in Christ he's the reason the US invaded Iraq

[user8395]

Fuck you NJT, why only 4 outlets per car

[user8395]

It's so funny how Grand Central has 43 tracks for Metro-North and 6 for LIRR, when LIRR has more branches

[user8395]

This fuckass algorithm keeps showing me shit I don't like

[benjacksonstanaccount]

I'm sorry but this is just too funny not to put here (not my screenshot)

[user8395]

So the 34th Street Busway has been killed because 34th St is a major highway apparently.

Goddamit

[dsks-new-hornyblog]

yeah ok... but lil sis who strolls through the hall to her room without a towel, after showering. lil sis that makes sure to moan her big sisters name loud enough she can hear it through the wall. lil sis that only smokes when her big sis is around to potentially take advantage of her. lil sis who makes sure that something big sis needs is missing, so that big sis will barge into her room while shes masturbating. lil sis that leaves the journal she writes her dreams in laying around, so big sis can read how often she dreams about fucking her. lil sis that asks 'can you see my nipples through my shirt'. lil sis that insists on modeling her purchses from the lingerie store. lil sis that gets so frustrated she starts crying about 'some loser that never responds to any of her advances'. lil sis that cant possibly get any more obvious about her feelings..

x

big sis that gives up on making her outwardly state that she wants to lose her viginity to her. big sis that wipes her tears away and kisses her oh-so gently. big sis who wants nothing more than to give lil sis what she's wanted for so long. big sis who doesnt bother questioning whether she should give in to temptation any longer. big sis who leads lil sis to her bedroom. big sis that starts kicking her clothes of as soon as lil sis closes the door. big sis that cant help but start making out with lil sis as she tugs hungrily at her clothes. big sis that keeps desperately panting 'i love you, i love you, i love you' as she presses lil sis into her mattress. big sis whos a -little- less gentle in the way she moves her hips against lil sis'. big sis that only feels her feelings swell at the wanton sounds shes eliciting from her perfect baby sis. big sis that intertwines their fingers as lil sis movements get more frantic. big sis that knows this wont be the last time theyre intimate with each other like this.

<3

[user8395]

Oh wow

Incest on my Tumblr feed

[b1uescreened]

*writing lines*

I will not sexualize my relationship with my mother

I will not sexualize my relationship with my mother

I will not sexualize my relationship with my mother

………

[user8395]

What the fuck is wrong with you

You fucking degenerate

[b1uescreened]

Not enough predatory older sisters taking advantage of their little sisters insane T driven sex drive, like those blockers might do a little something? But not enough to stop her from getting a rager when she gets a full flash of her big sisters tits when she bends down to grab something “she dropped”, or when she catches glimpses of her ass falling out of those incredibly small shorts,,,

[user8395]

Blud is condoning pedophilia and incest

[swagophile]

i-suggest-google: Have you tried looking it up

i-suggest-ddg: And how would you propose doing that

i-suggest-opera: Girls, girls, there's always an alternative

i-suggest-bing: hi everyone

i-suggest-ddlg: you girls are all such idiots. theres only one search engine that works and doesnt steal your data. i cant believe this is even a suggestion

i-suggest-google: uh. i think that might be the uh. the wrong account

i-suggest-bing: holy SHIT lmao

i-suggest-ddg: oh fuck. Fuuuuuck. Im fucked. FUCK. fuuuuuuck

i-suggest-opera: wait whats ddlg is that a search engine

i-suggest-asking-jeeves: i know one way you could find that out

[user8395]

THE JOKE IS SEX

LAUGH

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[i-found-a-mushroom]

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS

[user8395]

CAN YALL STOP FUCKING IM TRYING TO LOOK AT THE ART

[swagophile]

Huh? My pronouns? [stares off into the distance cooly as thousands of images flash before my eyes] Hmph. Trust me. You don't wanna know. [takes a sip of my Hard Liquor For Mysterious Strangers] You don't want any part of that world... Hmph.... You're better off never knowing, kid.

[user8395]

Then I'll just call you he/him or they/them

[swagophile]

me: yeah so 67 kid is like, a meme cus theres this video of this kid, and- and like it references, like there's a rap song called 67, and, and-

my milf friend: my goodness you are quite knowledgeable about these youth culture things, aren't you? is this anything like 21?

me: [sitting on her lap] no 21 is - omg urghh 21 is the vine meme, with the kid whos like, like you stupid, and then the other kid goes noinot, and

my milf friend: i was on vine, sweetie. i remember

me: oh yeah. well anyways. 6 7 is like popular on tiktok, and tiktok is kinda like if vine was like brainrot, umm, and brainrot is like, do you- do you know what slop is, basically, cus otherwise it wont make sense-

my milf friend: [hugging me really tight and patting my head softly] thats alright hun, you don't have to explain it to me

me: ghgbffhfhfbdhfhf bbut but, i was ggonna,, aand italian brainrot and um,, llabubu

my milf friend: [touching me inappropriately] thats alright, why dont you try explaining how this makes you feel

me: [blushing wildly] wwell,, ggh,, its no labubu,,,

my milf friend: [doing it harder] is it at least.. dubai chocolate?

me: [whimpering] hhow. how do you know that,,, you only kknow um llolcats and um bbad luck brian ans uhm doge,,

my milf friend: [patting my head] that's not true... [putting her hand on my chest] i know plenty of things, maddie. plenty. [starting to unbuckle my shorts] how about you tell me more about slop, okay?

me: gfbfhhfhdd.. bfhdhf.. yyes mommy........

[swagophile]

Hope you know this post got actual women in their 30s in my dms asking me to explain skibidi and tung tung sahur to them. And yes. It went exactly how you expected. So thanks for that

[user8395]

I'll take "things that never happened" for $500, Alex

[depsidase]

[generalissimo-kneedeepincynide]

You spend decades thinking on how to destroy capitalism, how to fight Goliath as David. How even scratching the monster in the context of national liberation will be a nightmare. And then Goliath procedes to blind himself, cover himself in gasoline and set himself on fire

[leavingsaidwoods]

Fuck me, the amount of time and effort I put into validating data, and they've gone and added the fucking hallucination generator to it.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

well you can't blame them, it's not like excel already had a way to add up numbers or anything

[user8395]

Excel really does lack very useful functions that can do advanced calculations that set them apart in their early days.

[user8395]

That's not the Pixel I was thinking about...

[user8395]

@javascript you suck

[ashes2caches]

girls sucking each other’s dicks out of solidarity and mutual respect.

[user8395]