[railroadsoftware]

little ceasers deep dick pizza

that’s not what it’s called nor do i believe that’s what you think it’s called. you’re simply being a wise cracker and it’s pathetic.

[egax]

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

[freefitty]

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

[username1607]

oh my god i forgot about this

happy earth day!

[pinof]

still laughing over how close the release dates are

imagine if this was a real thing and phil decided to steal the spotlight first with an informational book about bees lmao

[kajbsdfhgioigjhfdsahjsid]

me bathing my dog: ohhhhh does she like the water!!! is it waaarrrm!!! ooooo shes gonna be so cleeeaaaan shes a clean little goorrrl gonna smell so goooood!!!!!

my dog in the tub looking like a sad wet rat:

[crustywhitedogenthusiast]

[scumbagsblog]

I looked through the notes and these are definitely the best examples of OP’s point

[astraldemise]

[saturniidae-served-cold]

[milf-adjacent]

Whoever made that tag doesn’t realize how much we love 80s Synthwave Numb Bob Fan Dance in this home

[determinate-negation]

ICE building set on fire last night in portland 4/10/21

[syrren]

A comic adaptation of Zoe Leonard’s “I want a dyke for president” (1992) 

[angelsaxis]

A Black man named Daunte Wright was murdered by police, and protesters are now gathering in Brooklyn Center, Minnesota. This person is gathering donations to pay for protester gear/protection. Please donate.

[angelsaxis]

REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

[wyrmmaster]

“Oh come on it can;t be that b-”

ah.

[gallusrostromegalus]

TRULY A MAGNIFICENT TRIUMPH FOR BOTANY

[alexiealducsdrawings]

I wanted to see the plant from another POV but it’s literally the only photo publicly available right now. There is however, an anatomic drawing!

Congrats! It looks like an alien!!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[triviallytrue]

Conservatives accidentally doing this never gets old

[triviallytrue]

based

[entitty]

dont any of you dare forget this gem i quote this daily

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

Can't believe they cut Earth in half and killed six billion people in the process

[stinkybreath]

damn the stock market will never recover

[whitepeopletwitter]

[inqilabi]

I really don't mean give them the guillotine as a joke.

[soundfanatic]

yes, it's just as nightmarish as you would imagine an evil empire being

[siderealsandman]

This should not scare you away from unionizing; this should scare you towards unionizing. 

[yumekoba-deactivated20210608]

“I’m so anti-fascist I report my friends and neighbors to the feds”

[indianaconservative]

“I would have never snitched on Anne Frank! Anyway, here’s a person I’m related to at the capitol!”

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Hey I don't know if you know this but snitching on someone for storming the capitol with intent to kill someone is not the same as snitching on someone for the crime of... *checks notes* being a jewish child

[normalwizard]

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

[normalwizard]

this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

[normalwizard]

human brain: bear will kill you

monkey brain: hehe fluffie

[owlgams]

*monkey brain: bear will kill you

Human brain: hehe fluffie

[jaybarou]

Did they stutter?

[darkestwings]

science: bear will kill you human & monkey brain in unison: hehe fluffyyy

[vagabonds-and-troubadours]

[todaysbird]

[hellfresh]

House cats = apex predators

[myrinnes]

God’s perfect killing machines and he made them 8 pounds lmao