Magic and Muggles

Gifs, funny things, fandom shit and dorkiness

[pisboy]

“widow is dressed sexy to distract and seduce her enemies”

she’s a sniper

[pisboy]

*notices a blue dot on the horizon* ah!!!! me pengy *a bullet passes right through my skull*

[nicodranas]

Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.

Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?

[benryhenson]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

the second most fucked up part of the folgers incest commercial is the brother is coming home from africa and his reaction to the folgers is "finally, real coffee"

[donttouchthevoid]

I was like you once

[ashberrrry]

“Don’t take it personally” How would you like me to take it then? Professionally? Romantically? Academically?

[marscia]

theoretically? aesthetically? metaphorically? existentially? metaphysically?

[beggars-opera]

[octoswan]

NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable

WASHINGTON - Following a recent uptick in UFO interest, NASA cautioned curious citizens against the notion that extraterrestrial life will b

[octoswan]

actually you know what, valid

[yeats-nana]

Aliens: [finally contacts with NASA and wants to know more about the human race]

[vintageadvertising]

70’s ad for Asbestos

[gunsandfireandshit]

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

[queerpyracy]

thinking about anti-role models. people you look at like "well whatever i'm gonna be in life it's not gonna be that"

[dsmsix]

parents

[memewhore]

[thatsthat24]

It’s a Powerful Suit

[taylornation]

We think Taylor wrote The Lucky One about us specifically because WE GET TO SEE TAYLOR ON SNL TONIGHT AT 11:30 PM EST!! What do you think she’ll be performing? 🤔

[snorlaxatives]

incredibly grateful that tumblr doesn’t have a memories feature like every other social media platform because frankly i am terrified to even think about what kind of tomfoolery and hooliganery i was getting into 6 years ago on this website

[val-ritz]

tumblr’s memories feature is other users, because every once in a while one of you motherfuckers will reblog a post i made in like 2012 and detonate all of my bones like they’re C4

[funnytwittertweets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Caption: [ (multiple people talking at once) Someone says “Oh my god, love is love!” Two other people chime in, saying “Happy Pride Month!” and “Oh my god!”. All together they say “Happy Pride Month!”. When the billboard changes to show a chick-fil-a ad, they all start screaming.]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

corporations on June 30th 11:59:59pm versus July 1st 12:00:00am

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

[pwesident]

alright one sec

[pwesident]

hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hey want to see something gorgeous but viscerally discomfiting?

[underwhelmingalchemist]

No <3

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

okey doke!

The Mauritius “underwater waterfall” is not a true waterfall but an naturally occurring optical! In the sense that that’s not water falling, it’s sand and silt shifting! Shifting down a 4000-meter-deep abyssal drop. It is in fact exactly as deep as it looks, sorry :)

Other fun facts about Mauritius include:

that’s where Dodo birds were from!

the entire island has an abnormally strong gravitational pull

and also they just discovered it sits on top of a lost supercontinent or whatever. idk that part’s less cool than the gravity thing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok i spent 40 minutes learning how to compress a gif for you fucks, please tell me it works now

[guerrillatech]