[continued screaming]

hey i don't really use tumblr anymore (thank god) but enjoy my shitty little content regardless

[mallalada]

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

[staffs-secret-blog]

I need polls so strangers can control every aspect of my life like I'm a sims character

[staffs-secret-blog]

You can definitely vote to do that

[explodingfurby]

hello i am not a bot but i have no idea how to use tumblr. I just joined because the screenshots on reddit were funny.

[adurot]

That sounds suspiciously like something a bot would say…

[explodingfurby]

oh no

[solisaureus]

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

[vergak]

[shadow-posession-jutsu]

for those interested in cowboy hat pet pics

[catchymemes]

[scripps]

many are asking this

[putridcowboy]

Why did we ever stop wearing 18th century clothing

[marzipanandminutiae]

to wear 19th century clothing you Georgian rake

[autisticraptor]

The vampires are fighting

[striders]

ㅤ

[guerrillatech]

[randomslasher]

Anyway, here’s ponderwall

[finndamerons-archive]

castle // halsey

[ahkmenrah]

this is still such a good post

[mechanicalangel-deactivated2023]

ohh you misheard! im a paranormal INSTIGATOR. im here to CAUSE hauntings lol

[sreegs]

As the staff post about ad-free tumblr continues to get thousands of notes telling staff to fuck off in the tags, I wanna remind you that this website's days are numbered. Tumblr is still unprofitable and by some modern-day miracle none of its acquiring companies pulled the plug on this money pit. But it will happen if it continues its trajectory.

Whether you like it or not, Tumblr needs to make money off you somehow in order to stay up. It either serves ads or asks for money to use it. This has been a paradigm on the web longer than many of you have been alive. It's Tumblr's job to make money right now because it's well past its grace period of being a black hole for cash. This has actually always been Tumblr's job, since it is a corporation, but that's capitalism for ya.

If you want Tumblr to be here for free and you want to continue to use it, you do yourself a disservice by opposing any changes Tumblr makes in order to pay for its costs. When this site finally goes belly-up then you're gonna be Tumblr-less until whatever startup takes its place and the cycle repeats itself.

If you think it should just ask for donations Wikipedia-style, remember that if and when that happens, there will be users repeating the same tired bullshit about giving Tumblr any money.

[sreegs]

just a reminder in case you missed it directly from the current CEO of Tumblr:

[vergak]

[thecadhatter]

[sandmandaddy69]

[bunnyxxzr]

[floralquafloral]

[toastbutteregg]

[moonclairvoyant]

What's the main ingredient for guacamole?