I Like Cats

A fairly useless bag of meat. 37 she/her, human disaster and bisexual dumpster fire on unsteady legs, presently existing for fanfiction and cats.

[uslessbagomeat]

This is the best cat.

[junglejim4322]

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

[importantcatpics]

[pollydoodles]

The idea that, whilst Bucky is hunting down the (as yet unnamed) Thunderbolts in Alexei’s limo, his long suffering PA is back in the office, fending off calls, emails, meeting invites and constituents who really, REALLY, need to talk to Congressman Barnes about the frequency of refuse collection in their district.

His PA? I’m glad you fucking asked.

Also she’s definitely coming at the whole thing sideways, I feel it’s got to be something like this:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

vampires who volunteer at nursing homes so they can meet people their own age

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#vampires who volunteer at nursing homes so they can hit on senior citizens that are way too young for them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#kneadless comment

[uslessbagomeat]

Goodness, I feel outdated. We have at least 8 rolling pins.

[cutecipher]

having a stern talk with Ricky about drinking.

[rickybabyboy]

is a hearty milk cow a new type of vicious tiger?

[dogpuppy]

[chickenmim]

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

[quoth-de-crow]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign(s)

[uslessbagomeat]

How’s this?

[sloppystyle]

[portamento-system-deactivated20]

the tags on this are so good

swiftphobia

[queer-as-city-folk]

Atlanta MARTA subway, Five Points Station

[chkq]

this picture of a chip pan oil fire from the wikimedia cookbook is so strikingly sublime

[teaboot]

Carry on my wayward son

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[teaboot]

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

[starrynet]

what’s your favorite ship?

titanic

hms terror

uss enterprise

ever given (the container ship that blocked the suez canal in 2021)

captain ahab’s whaling vessel

ship of theseus

battleship monopoly token

mclennon

Voting ended onJul 14

[stahsm]

Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy

[thatisuseful]

Damn, that's useful

[fluidstatick]

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

[watsdaughter]

tags by @gallusrostromegalus

[teaboot]

OH HELL THE FUCK YES

[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

[briarplant]

Fun fact: by just using imaginary numbers, some Evil Math, and 101 rotating vectors You Can Create a shitty approximation of a fish.

[kirby97]

two points of view on math fish

[kyraneko]

it isn't good art unless it's itself enough to get haters, so

win

[nonetoon]

Everyone meet just a normal goose :)

[nonetoon]

Glad you guys like this totally normal goose!

[nonetoon]

I am making everyone remember normal goose

[nonetoon]

Well, I can not find the original separate post of this so I’m just going to tack these on here

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you @glitterdustcyclops !

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

For people who have NEVER watched “Agents of SHIELD” and are unfamiliar with this series, can you guess the lie? (Feel free to reblog so that more people can play along!)

Coulson made a deal with the devil to stop the rogue AI

Jemma pretended to be Peggy Carter while time traveling

Fitz died. It’s okay though, he came back in the next season.

Deke Shaw learns he’s the future grandson of Fitz and Simmons

Grant Ward died and came back as an ancient squid monster

Robbie Reyes’ survived a rocket blast at his car thanks to his devil powers

Daisy romanced an electricity guy and a guy from a different time period

Holden Radcliffe created the Matrix with the help of an ancient book of darkness

Season 6 had a robot Coulson while season 7 had an evil Coulson

Daisy has ties to David Lieberman/Micro from “The Punisher”

Fitz hallucinated Jemma. The Jemma hallucination noted how sexy Mack was.

Lady Sif from the “Thor” movies appeared in the show

Voting ended onDec 24, 2023

LIE: Season 6 had a robot Coulson while season 7 had an evil Coulson

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

LIE: Season 6 had a robot Coulson while season 7 had an evil Coulson

You know what’s funny about this lie? I only flipped the seasons around. S6 had evil Coulson (Sarge aka Pachakutiq). S7 had LMD, Chronicom robot Coulson.