duck duck moose

come back later

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turning heads at the office (because I blow my nose so loudly)

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ice cold blue gatorade is a drug

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made a brownie sundae. got high. realized I should have waited till after getting high to have a brownie sundae. started experiencing regret. realized I have free will. made another brownie sundae.

[leoandreeda]

Based on this lmao

Thanks to @torosiken for sending me the meme skdbfkf

[mekkaxis]

you are safe now

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just had an insanely exhausting weekend moving into an apt with broken ac, I got barely any sleep last night, I wake up to the sound of the maintenance guy coming in to check out the ac, when I go talk to him he’s looking at my water 7 box set and goes “nice I love that show! what did you think of the live action? I loved it!” and I just wanted to shoot myself in the head on the spot

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me: hey I bad nightmare where you died, just wanna let you know I love you

my dad: love you too

1 hour later

my dad: did I least go down in a blaze of glory

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me: uhh you kind of turned into a demon

my dad: must be all that dnd you’re playing

[bridgekc]

old meme alert

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me: hey I bad nightmare where you died, just wanna let you know I love you

my dad: love you too

1 hour later

my dad: did I least go down in a blaze of glory

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how come I can’t talk or write in dreams. like the other night I had a dream where I spent an hour trying to write an urgent message and it’s like I had a stroke and couldn’t do it

[dodothefool]

getting back into drawing brook

[atlantis-lore]

[deecotan]

classic dad joke

[mtomauw]

🍊Swimwear Nami🍊

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does anyone have fan art of bepo being on the same level as zoro and killer. it kills me he wasn’t on the roof

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i desperately need to be playing fields of mistria. who wants to give me a steam deck

[camels-pen]

happy monday or whatever