WHY IS MY SHOWER
CREAKING MOANING SCREAMING SIGHING SCREECHING SINGING SHRIEKING CRYING
LIKE:
• A KETTLE
• CICADAS
• A GOING TRAIN
• A BLOODY VICTORIAN GHOST OF A TODDLER CRYING
• AN OLD LAWNMOWER THAT SMOKED FOR FORTY YEARS
• AN OPERA SINGER WHO'S GLORY DAYS HAVE PASSED AND HAD TURNED TO SMOKING AND HARD DRUGS
• TWO ROBOTS DOING COITUS
My shower seemed to have masturbated
Annnnd now it is cumming
It is cumming
WHY THE HELL IT IS CUMMING
Here is my shower
FRICKIN CUMMING
I'M SORRY?!
YOU WANT THIS TO BE MY LEGACY?
I
THE GUY HAUNTED BY A PERVERTED VICTORIAN SHOWER GHOST
THE GUY WHO'S*SHOWER* HAS BETTER SEX LIFE THAN HIM?!
I will not stand for this
okay then sit down I am getting this to 10k
@non-tyrannical-usa @leafgorge @munurufu Hello the fucking united states, my girlfriend, and munurufu, could you please bring out the lists
oh also please reblog with only the top post without this one, nobody can know :3
No
Don't do this
I will send the perverted Victorian shower ghost after you
Or at least one of them
With the amount of screams in there
There's probably a whole orgy going on
AND WHY IS MY SHOWER CUMMING AGAIN
AND WHY ARE THE SINKS JOINING THE CHOIR?!?!
@onetimemacareblogs I’m sorry, but I think this part deserves to be added to it too.
yeah you are right
@leafgorge @non-tyrannical-usa @munurufu ignore my previous mention please
I'M SORRY?!?!
YOU ARE GOING TO GET A PERSONAL PERVERTED VICTORIAN SHOWER*AND* TOILET GHOST
EACH
Also Patat @sketchy-potato
Don't you dare
Otherwise you'll get a ghost too
But....It's right in your intro post....So easy to copy and paste....
And... The necromancer is just round the corner... So easy to ask for a perverted William Shakespeare as well...
Beware all
If u do this
I'm gonna make sure each of you get a personal visit from the ghost of William Shakespeare who's gonna run away with your only daughter and leave you and your partner pretend poisoning each other
On top of the perverted Victorian shower and toilet ghost
@kimu-dem don’t you have a big list of moots
I know what I must do.
Please provide with a moment.
@the0nlyallison . 「The resilient poet」
@gergthecat .「the silly batman Scout」
@eddiethedeppressing .「the colourful shark artist」
@rejectedbat .「the gothic emo bat」
@annotated-catastrophe .「the raven who writes」
@life-is-okay-rn2 .「Lord calcium ruler of the flowery plains」
@velvetpaku .「the outcasted colourful soul」
@babyqueenfangirl .「the admirer」
@padawan-kryze .「the lovely observer」
@skeelly .「the beauty enthusiast」
@justalunaticfangirl .(Y-T-B-U)
@myorgansaremelting .「the care free lovebird」
@gloriousvermin2 .「the lonely lover」
@thatrando13 .「the saints」
@touch-starved-lurker .「the pebble of Neptune」
@ashtray-shayy .「the innocent strawberry」
@cyberr-v0id .「phoenix Holmes the archer」
@sort-of-dying .(Y-T-B-U)
@invisible-light-111 .(Y-T-B-U)
@radio-silence-fan .(Y-T-B-U)
@utterlybrainwrecked .「cupids assistant who will only appear when bongo stray dogs is mentioned」
@spank-the-villain .(Y-T-B-U)
@majoraofmask .「the link who wore the mask」
@cannibalistic-cucumber .(Y-T-B-U)
@anotherhumanperson .「the robot who learned to live」
@strange-and-stupid .(Y-T-B-U)
@tiredclownpossum .(Y-T-B-U)
@literally-maria .(Y-T-B-U)
@oakthefrog .(Y-T-B-U)
@100percentevil .(Y-T-B-U)
@irisiscool .(Y-T-B-U)
@lilliesandlight .(Y-T-B-U)
@magnolia--petals . 「The quote creator」
@hefkerut1 .(Y-T-B-U)
@effervescent-daydreams .(Y-T-B-U)
@weirdcatthingamabob .(Y-T-B-U)
@sleepinginmygrave .(Y-T-B-U)
@shittest-wizard-ever .「the travelling wizard merchant」
@hold-my-dr-pepper .「the rotting animatronic」
@sterling-heart .(Y-T-B-U)
@field-cryptobotanist .「the discoverer of plants of the void」
@toulouseradiosilence .(Y-T-B-U)
@redmegarex .「the master of shape-shifting」
@tajiklove . (Y-T-B-U)
@acewithobsessions .(Y-T-B-U)
@1989stanz .(Y-T-B-U)
@lemonic-whimssyy .(Y-T-B-U)
@scissors-barbie .(Y-T-B-U)
@yourlocaltiredpansexual .(Y-T-B-U)
@distinguishedvoidkid .(Y-T-B-U)
@notbrucewayne48 .(Y-T-B-U)
@alley-brigade-productions .(Y-T-B-U)
And many more to come.
May 13
More mutuals due to the fact I have reached the limit of maximum amount tags.
@small-giggle .(Y-T-B-U)
@king-inamo .(Y-T-B-U)
@lemon-girl-in-devil-town .(Y-T-B-U)
@pza01 .(Y-T-B-U)
@brave-olive .{endless style}
please forgive me @homocidalpotat I have forgotten to add you
@homocidalpotat . ⁅ child of the cosmic void ⁆
@softofficeboy .(Y-T-B-U)
@blooper-malte .(Y-T-B-U)
@neonleon512 .(Y-T-B-U)
@kittenwivfangs .(Y-T-B-U)
@wasteland-proto-baby .(Y-T-B-U)
@the-fallen-stones .〔lover of storms〕
@parasite-2 .(Y-T-B-U)
@sketchy-potato .(Y-T-B-U)
@asamitaka2003 .(Y-T-B-U)
@ableedingpromise .(Y-T-B-U)
@non-tyrannical-usa here we go again
???? wild post
@official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official
@actually-danish-denmark @official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland
@forever-scotland @totally-france @france-unofficial @russia-totallyofficial
@germany-official @totally-germany @genuinely-germany @definitely-britain @definitely-canada
@official-new-zealand @nihonkokuu @india-official @yugoslavia-official @wales-official
@the-offical-roman-empire @the-official-italy @guatemala-official @totally-italy @the-principality-of-sealand
@definitely-brasil @holy-roman-empire-revived @spain-unofficial @very-real-australia
@antiquitian-empire @literally-luxembourg @100-percent-real-official-malta @definitely-totally-croatia @republic-of-philippines
@totally-japan @therealrepublicofkorea @pakistan-official @i-am-poland @kingdom-of-asgardia-real
@very-much-mexico @republic-of-molossia @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official @non-tyrannical-usa
@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan
@state-0f-0hio-official @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official @the-us-navy-offical
@the-us-navy @the-real-illinois @the-state-of-georgia-official @the-official-goose-god @utah-offical
@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @the-only-ontario
@actually-alberta @newjersey-official @new-york-for-real @definitely-indiana @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real
@femboy-state-of-florida-official @the-republic-of-texas @new-hampshire-real @unofficial-illinois
@newhampshireofficial @saskatchewan-real @quebec-official @texas-real @rhode-island-real
@we-are-not-the-feds @totally-texas @telangana-official @sovereign-state-of-alaska @tamil-nadu-official
@west-bengal-official @this-is-goa @totally-oregon @buffalony-official @maharashtra-official
@gujarat-official @axom-miss @karnatakaofficial @canadian-tire-real
@tamilnadu-official @bihar-official @mumbai-official @communist-usa-real @officially-gay-va
@definitely-north-america @antarcitica-official @official-the-pacific-ocean @the-real-atlantic-ocean @nigerianaspecforces
@bangladesh-official @hyderabad-unofficial @delhi-the-capital @thestateoflouisiana @amul-unofficial
@ohio-thestate @maryland-officially @definitely-the-real-belgium @the-united-state @literally-the-first-state
@true-blue-straya @official-sc @workplacefire @totally-romania @indiana-for-real
@kansas-official @new-mexico-official @the-state-of-parana
Yeah I'll help ruin OP's life, I don't have a shower so the perverted shower ghost cant affect me >:)
But I can >:3
*HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING-*
HOLY FUCK OP WHY ARE YOUR PERVERTED VICTORIAN GHOSTS ON TUMBLR WHAT THE HELL?!?!
THIS NOTIF LEGITIMALLY JUMPSCARED ME-
To has't some excit'ment at which hour we art not in the showeth'r thee dim witt'd blinking idiot
w h a t
Well, to hast some fun not 'i the bath thou wot?
And to visit thou of course
Hands you a spatula
