Uttertutte

if you wish hard enough for the booty it will come trooty

[memewhore]

[rubyetc]

[yllcm]

if you decide to unmute anything on this hellsite today please for the love of god let it be this

[rookmoon]

Imagine walking in on this

[twilightofficial]

Edwards 3 braincells when Bella is trying to undress him in Eclipse

[laurbyboom]

I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said

[psyducked]

a true martyr

[fuckyeahkatnep]

Sir that’s my emotional support homophobic slur

[ovur]

People in the 70s would wake up and be like I need to go hitchhiking right now

[americandreambarbie]

mfs be like good morning susan! another serial killer in the paper today, so not groovy! welp, time for our daily car ride with stranger !

[nonbinaryoceanwater]

I'd reply to this post but im waiting for my uber

[marithlizard]

And @proficuous gets my vote for most succinct Internet burn of the day.

[officialjiggly]

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

[thetowndrugdealer]

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

[biphoenix]

thats so rude

[algorithmsoflatecapitalism]

Unpleasant_(interface)_design

[mayflower-gal]

THERE’S A SEQUEL TO THE HORRIBLE VOLUME SLIDER POST

[omghotmemes]

Sheep in Human Clothing

[julia1x5-deactivated20250903]

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Whenever I think about the Twilight movies my mind instantly goes to the scene where Bella first steps out of her father's car holding a tiny cactus. And then I remember the parody movie they made of Twlight where the main girl steps out the car with a gigantic cactus.

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

[garrettauthor]

How to trick a monkey.

[monkeysky]

ultimate legend posts

[kanyuzugu-deactivated20160506]

[mutuallyassuredseduction]

the calming sounds of rain (BASS BOOSTED)

[babyanimalgifs]

Helicopter tail 

(via)

[sirfrogsworth]

Stella is here to mark the beginning of fall. 

[ dognamedstella ]

[hype]

[macklesufficient]

anyone else here a fool? a hooligan? an oaf with a phd in bufoonery?

[needygooose]

I was cleaning out my computer and I found a bunch of screenshots of text posts from 2013-2014. The golden age of tumblr.

I take no credit for these posts.

[quietlyrebelling]

God they don’t make em like this anymore

[randomslasher]

the days of nightblogging