thank you all for these memes because I had no idea that the George Lopez show coming on being a sign you were up too late was apart of other people’s childhoods too
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thank you all for these memes because I had no idea that the George Lopez show coming on being a sign you were up too late was apart of other people’s childhoods too
why are we here
to play the nintendo ds
dan & phil: super best friends and soulmates forever
I’m so proud of this man, but if I hear of anyone trying to find about him and Phils relationship then I will skin you alive
Oh my god phannies please do not jump out because Dan and Phil are real people :) with feelings :) and I can’t even imagine how uncomfortable the insanity of having phanny types constantly investigating your life would be... anyways I’m really happy he’s finally comfortable in his own skin
My brain: Want girlfriend.
Me: That means we have to come out to people so we can-
My brain: No coming out of closet! Only girlfriend!!
2017 me: I’m gonna come out next year!
2018 me:
The Prom + The Kiss™ on Good Morning America
I’m not even a giant theater stan but holy shit I love this show so much??? Like I cried??? So much??? In the theater???
Lyft just offered me free credits to break the strike this week.
There’s a lyft / uber strike planned this week from 7am to 9pm on Wednesday May 8th. I got a notification this morning that every ride taken this week gives me credit on future rides. I found that tempting but then remembered why they are doing it - to encourage folks to cross a picket line. I for one won’t be taking advantage of this offer, as I stand in solidarity with people utilizing their right to free speech to bargain for better working conditions.
Consider this a friendly reminder to those who follow me that this is happening, and I hope you’ll support the apps’ drivers in their quests for better pay.
Ubereats is now suddenly accepting apple pay as well! dont fall for it!
I just checked and I used Uber on this day because I literally had no idea... I guess that explains why the fare was higher. Fuck me I guess. I feel shitty now.
Important
If more people knew these thing were symptoms I would have been diagnosed and helped earlier!
I just logged in for the first time since The Great Nipple Ban
What is this
Hi this is the cutest twitter exchange I’ve ever had the pleasure of having
“your dogs are so photogenic!!”
Sure, Jan.
He’s still beautiful, Susan.
enbyfluid
i coined a gender! this is the gender of both me and my queerplatonic partner (we both happen to be the same gender) and we wanted to have name for it since one didn’t really exist.
so, here it is.
enbyfluid: a gender that can change to any gender (like genderfluid) except binary genders. so an enbyfluid person could be agender, neutrois, demiboy, nonbinary, pangender etc. but never male or female. enbyfluid people can use any pronouns.
i hope that some of you can identify with this. here is the color symbolism:
purple: gender neutrality
blue: fluidity in general
green: being outside of the gender binary
orange: endurance, because we’re strong as hell
black: an absence of gender
here is the square version for all your pfp needs friends <3
Grimes Heteroromantic Sapiosexual Moodboard
Thanks to @beyond-mogai-pride-flags for the sapio flag!
(reblogs much appreciated!)
Is this unironic? Please say no. Please.
I hate myself for using this dumb meme but honestly nothing sums up my political views better
This is literally me with 90% of political issues