[catmask]

music for autistic 12 year olds to feel evil to

[modernbaseball]

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

[macspaguer]

[adelphicoracle]

It’s so wonderful when they build little pathways for migrating wildlife beside highways so they can all be safe

[kaijuno]

Tantrum hole

[garbage-empress]

Waste pipe for the cream cheese frosting factory

[txttletale]

dnis are evitonmental storytelling because you can instantly imagine the incomprehensible hellscape someone is trapped in if they have a dni that's like dni if you:

think irish people can't be pan

are an apologist for season 2 scrunklepus or the knights of glop

hunt and kill people for sport

play frunko's quest

think movies always have to be slimy

think it's okay for welsh people to cosplay flugson

don't tag bibbles or togs

think that dutch and samoan are the same nationality

use the z-slur

participated in the srebenica massacre

are mutuals with steve

[blatent-nepotism]

Please say sike

[chainsawworld]

I'm so sorry

[brightlotusmoon]

#do u ever see the silhouette of a whale pass underneath your small fishing vessel?

[bunjywunjy]

this isn't a whale it's a nuclear submarine

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[eastern-bloc-party-archive]

[smileytiger28]

[ID: first 6 images are composed of screencaps from lord of the rings, plus a surprise guest.

gandalf looking scared says, “i’m so nervous…”

dolly parton smiles and says, “it’s gonna be okay, don’t worry.”

third image is the location shot from the return of the king title card.

gandalf, in a haze and lying down on the ground, says, “wait, where is dolly parton?”

behind the haze, elrond says, “who do you think gave you the big naturals?”

gandalf’s eyes are glassy with tears of joy.

the final image is a screenshot of tumblr replies to this post.

@/thehylianbatman wrote, “all due love and respect, dolly’s bigs aren’t natural; she’ll gladly admit that time and again!”

@/alex-wtf replies by tagging the previous person and writing, “that’s because she gave her naturals to gandalf and had to replace them.”

/ end ID]

[babyanimalgifs]

Man greeted by Otter Pup in the water 

(Source)

[yharnamsnewslug]

This is Wild Frank (or Frank de la Jungla) and this man is a fucking hero. He’s been involved in a lot of legal battles because he makes a habit of stealing fucking tigers from billionaires in Thailand and helping them get rehabilitation to get back to the wild. Governments hate him, poachers hate him, but in my country this guy is the face of animal freedom.

[everythingfox]

He loves his corn pillow

[cannibalchicken]

[everythingfox]

You must not separate them

[spanish-blog]

When people ask me why they should pay a human translator instead of using google translate I show them this picture:

[big-gay-bird]

A LOON WITH A KIPPAH LIKE PATTERN!

This bird has become Jewish!!!

(Picture found on Facebook, according to source it is from July 24 2022 on Lake Sebago in Main!)

[mild-g0th-moved]

An informational comic I illustrated for my comics 2 class about drag!

[improbablecarny]

collage of female characters that people have used to “prove” that there are too many masc women in media

[moonstruck-stormy-deactivated20]

[aidashakur]

Once you become a certain age, it is your responsibility to unlearn behaviors that hinder your growth as a person.

[maggiemayy]

Man I cannot stress this enough. The “this is how I am, take it or leave it” attitude is an act of immaturity. We all have toxic traits that we need to work on and as an adult it’s our responsibility to recognize the damage that they can do to the ones we love. We all need to put in more effort in becoming better individuals.

[everythingstarstuff]

[fixomnia-scribble]

“She began to understand why lovers baby talk to one another. There was no other socially acceptable circumstance in which the children inside her were permitted to come out. If the one-year-old, the five-year-old, the twelve-year-old, and the twenty-year-old all find compatible personalities in the beloved, there is a real chance to keep all of those sub-personas happy. Love ends their long loneliness. Perhaps the depth of love can be calibrated by the number of different selves that are actively involved in a given relationship.”

–Carl Sagan, ”Contact”, 1985

[everythingfox]

Sky puppies

[socialistexan]