No Heroes Allowed

hi i'm Angel dial -mcdo ||

[2peachy]

[loveridden1999]

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

[madonna-of-the-wasps]

[theehorsepusssy]

[romcommunist]

incredible text I got from a coworker today

[mariakono]

i just remembered my favourite fucking tweet

[doubleca5t]

If Kendrick calls Drake a pedophile at the Super Bowl I think Drake might just have to go into witness protection because like how are you supposed to keep making music at that point

[stigmatagloryhole-deactivated20]

[stability]

this is modern art

[siirsel]

[kdramasource]

- Why did you hold it first? I wanted to [make the first move]. - That would have taken forever. You have no idea how important timing is in a relationship.

SOMETHING IN THE RAIN 밥 잘 사주는 예쁜 누나 (2018) dir. Ahn Pan-seok ⦿ Episode 4

[were--ralph]

There's this one specific construction worker at work who is like a 11/10 and he saw me pushing some tables around and was like "wow you're so strong" and I almost came on the spot even though he said it in a jokey way but also I catch him looking at me sometimes bc he catches me looking

I cant believe im in a romcom

[were--ralph]

Like if you think love is in the air

Reblog if you think we should fuck nasty

[were-writes]

Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?

[were-writes]

You know what, another layer of difficulty is when you’re thinking about villains, and the wise words of Megamind come into your head. You don’t just want your child to be just a regular villain. But how do you make your villain a Supervillain with no cape? Where is the drama? But Edna says no capes, you must deny them the flair. It is impossible to please them both, and it’s tearing this family apart.

[sci-the-superb]

you. you get it.

(tags via @jeremiahsmysteriosotouch)

[deadblogdontlook]

Counteroffer: Big dramatic cloak to protect your identity that you drop on the floor before every fight

[krshush]

#there are two wolves inside you #one is edna mode #the other is megamind  (@remnantofahero) 

[silver-tongues-blog]

I can’t believe the compromise is Obi-Wan Kenobi

[marlynnofmany]

“No capes!”

“Game on, then.”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay, but I love that Gandalf is just dropping his cloak to reveal another, slightly smaller cloak underneath it.

[alex-0-0-0-0-0-0]

[helloyellow17]

This made me laugh harder than it should have

[sucka99]

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[trashworldblog]

living in the olympic village has to be WILD. you wake up from your cardboard bed, overwhelmed with the idea that you're at the Fucking Olympics at 22. you walk around and notice the girl thats sponsered by parmachan cheese. you get breakfast and think of the guy who loves those chocolate muffins. you wish he left one for you. you go to your morning workout hoping to see simone biles. you go to see your team, and they're pitching tik tok ideas. it gets 5 million views. snoop dog is in the background.

[thecollectibles]

LUSH Series - Gouache by Madeleine Bellwoar