star war

star war

[stealingpotatoes]

happy pride month <3

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[idk-i-was-bored]

I decided to do something a little bit insane. I sat down and typed every word spoken in revenge of the Sith so I could then hand write every word to create this scene redraw. I am very pleased with the final result I’m not gonna lie.

[dragonnnerdd]

Imagine a scenario where Maul didn't die because Obi-wan didn't hit the second heart (I'm delusional) and Maul just Minecraft-style revives and wanders around a little bit, because I'd think that after all that, you'd kind of need some time to yourself to think, and then he hears from someone that Emperor Palpatine is dead, and when he asks who killed him, he says that Palpatine was in a room with Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker and Luke was the only one to make it out alive, and Maul makes it his mission to find Luke

And then Maul starts to have this whole, awesome image of who Luke Skywalker must be, only to see it's a moisture farming blonde twink and he just kinda stares for a minute, like, "this child killed Sidious???"

And then he's finally told it was actually Vader who killed Sidious, and he's given this whole lore drop before he pretty much adopts Luke and becomes his self-proclaimed bodyguard

[uraniumfeverz2]

I have no words

Video evidence

[marvelstars]

aww Ani and Padme are making people on the battlefield sing and dance, awesome moment :D the power of anidala.

[curioustars]

[cyartomad]

tell me why every Dooku and Sidious interaction is literally the funniest shit ever

Dooku: skywalker’s metal arm is a disgusting mar on his otherwise equally horrible appearance Sidious: how dare you, that’s my groomed apprentice youre talking about Dooku: forgive me, master, I forgot you actually liked the hideous thing. Sidious: you just don’t like him because he’s not Kenobi Dooku: yeah pretty much Sidious: listen to me. Anakin Skywalker is the epitome of the force, a wonderful being born of the midichlorians themselves, the climax of my hundred-year plan, a shining light in the darkness and a darkness in the bright light, the perfect child to mold to my specific needs, he shall be the greatest Sith Lord in all of existence, a perfect pupil— Dooku: but he’s not Kenobi Sidious: Sidious: you know what, I’m letting Anakin kill you

[oakleyyz]

Accurate

[imsobadatnicknames2]

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Citripio y Arturito

[shattered-sky]

Vader saying the sassiest things as he kills everyone in sight

[andthepeople]

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

[tmorriscode]

I HC that Sidious put him in upper management specifically to make that hate flow. He looked at Jedi Anakin and thought to himself: what does this guy like? Jumping out of moving vehicles at 30,000 feet? Well, we won’t be doing *gestures at all of Anakin* that. Put this guy in an office.

[alilyhn]

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

[ddeck]

the amount of cunt they served was astronomical

[gloriousclio]

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

[vaders-georg]

in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

[vaders-georg]

the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like she’s saying “freedom” in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out she’s performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves

[vaders-georg]

i regret to inform both you beautiful people that this isn’t going to go how you think it will

[vaders-georg]

spiff fans (also known as “spiffies”) insist that the two decommissioned venator-class destroyers spiff purchased, the bad blood and the reputation, are for diplomatic purposes that benefit the rebellion. jedi’lors have concocted theories that she served on both ships during the clone wars and was respectful of every clone that served there, despite her courtship of a gravball player that thrice advocated against the clone veterans being granted natural citizenship

[unabashed-unbothered-deactivate]

🪐chirodactylmanisagatewaydrug Follow •••

all goofing aside I don't understand the urge to reimagine Tay'lor Allisoarn Spiff as a secret Jedi fighting for the rebellion when the rebel alliance is literally like overflowing with women fighting the empire. Gara and Ke'Cha and Mileu and Halcey are right there. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't like Taylor but why would you hang all your hopes of taking down the empire on her

🤖 thedroidteer-andthegarbagecompactor Follow

Isn't Lady Gara a force sensitive?

🪐chirodactylmanisagatewaydrug Follow

Hence why I put her in the list of famous force using women who are in the rebel alliance?

(okay ignore the fact I've put an image in here but this is ops icon)

🪐chirodactylmanisagatewaydrug Follow

#im sure op has this post muted by now but Ur icon is so real op

The icon is because of this post

👤Eelinrmalice-deactivated201X023

btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik tay'lor spiff is a jedi but like. why is she y'all's only force using rebel icon when there are all these other force users in the rebellion???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

🪐chirodactylmanisagatewaydrug Follow

Hi OP here I most CERTAINLY DID NOT SAY TAY'LOR SPIFF IS A JEDI???

(based on this post)

[vaders-georg]

[thegeekylady52]

you wouldn't believe who showed up in today's Jango Fett comic issue

(Jango Fett #4 by Ethan Sacks and Luke Ross)

[vaders-georg]

head in my hands. she looks so much like the design i made too

[sugaldean]

How quickly did you recognised the OG Taylor post is very indicative of your life on this website

[silasisayapper]

Every song can be abouy Anakin Skywalker if you try hard enough

[vaders-teeth]

[subsetwool]

[star-walking]