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Sam | 30 | she/her | I have no idea what I'm doing

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#''i am going to castrate him tonight.'' ''yay!'' *INCREDIBLY CONFUSED.

Perhaps he hopes to achieve high office and become the trusted advisor of an emperor or pharoah

[whimsywandering]

if you're having a bad day

just remember that I, a registered nurse with a bachelors degree, accidentally glued a patient’s foreskin shut over his penis and had to call a urology doctor to come help me get it to retract

[whimsywandering]

I had to send a page that said “I glued the patient’s penis shut. send help.”

The urology resident said, “Wow. I’ve never seen anything like this. Let me go ask someone else.”

[whimsywandering]

It’s been like 5 days since this happened and I’m just sitting at the nurses station with some coworkers and the urology resident walks by and says “hey! Glue any penises shut lately??” And keeps on walking

THEN ALL MY COWORKERS WERE LIKE WHAT JUST HAPPENED

and so yeah, that freaking doctor exposed me and went on his way

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

*goofy voice*

Sorsuke…

[keii]

…

[bhritscold]

QUIT

[scandalavoider]

kingdom hearts

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

update:

[babushkaat]

[hunter-rodrigez]

kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[queercanelady]

how it is apparently

[obsolete-borger]

[farmercaps]

[princessdraconic]

the truest subject ever put to paper is girls rivalry. it speaks to the nature of the human condition in every single possible way. boys rivalry is far more popular and beloved but this is just because of misogyny. every boys rivalry story would be better if it were about girls instead

[escuerzoresucitado]

being escorted out of town

[gilgamesh-enjoyer]

[circumgutter]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[ink-the-artist]

My Local Gas Station