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etterathhasfallen

The last time I touched tma, I ended up sobbing into my hands underneath four layers of blankets

Let’s do this again, boys—

splitting-infinities

Computers at the protocol office: I have all this trauma in my database here have some

Sam: uh no thank you

Computer text to speech: that wasn’t a request

monochrome-sunsets

would you say this is more Dolls Comma Watching or Dolls Comma Flesh?

prescription-cactus

eleventh plague. emails.

whentobuytraintickets

Pharoah, I hope this email finds you letting my people go

prescription-cactus

as per my last plague,

rylandsgrace

#I can’t believe Lizzo just made Grogu a knight

rylandsgrace

Ok that's the one

visenyaism

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

visenyaism

the worst part of this is that they’re on chess dot com instead of getting an education. but the BEST part of this is watching high schoolers develop the weirdest goddamn strategies I’ve ever seen. One of my students invented something he calls the “evil advisor gambit” where he gets a third person to give out constant terrible advice to both teams hoping that his opponent falls for it straight-up or that his opponent thinks HE fell for it and will act accordingly thus worsening their own strategy. he has won every game he has been able to pull off a coordinated evil advisor gambit in. this is chess innovation never before seen in its 700 years on earth