тo вe нυмαɴ;

among vampires, he was a legend. the kind that paved cement and stone with blood, forgoing humanity. now? no one knows.

[raducel-blog]

my friend made a cesare borgia and she needs people to follow her!

[vaimpr]

[vaimpr]

                                       do you people have any f u c k i n g idea                                        who i am? my name  is john mitchell, and                                        i’ve killed more  people  than you’ve  met.

                                              THE PUB | ASK | BIO | RULES

[vaimpr]

oh yeah

mircea having vlad on his shoulders (before he was taken captive) and running around the castle, with vlad waving a tiny wooden sword

mircea being the one who nursed a tiny cut vlad had

mircea who always managed to take time out of his busy schedule to be with his little brother

mircea who continued to watch over vlad through out his life as a loved ruler and vampire

when vlad is questioning his capabilities as a ruler, ghost!mircea places a comforting hand on one of his shoulders and vlad just kNOWS it's his older brother.

[vaimpr]

reasons to have a crush on me: - i’m beautiful - what more do you need

[vaimpr]

legacyofdracula:

       ❝ that would suck, pizza rocks! ❞ of course he would say that        every kid should love pizza, that or in Ingeras’ mind they aren’t        human.  Ha’ funny to think that, at a time like this isn’t it? 

                    A kid that agrees with him: finally! Mitchell laughed                     as he stuffed a hand  into his back pocket, trying to                     find his wallet. When he did, his smile widened.

                                    "-- Want to get pizza?"

[vaimpr]

voiidistic:

             ’ it might’ve already exploded                in the first place. we need a                new one stat. ‘

                "Let me travel all the  way to Transylvania to                  find a  toaster  that won't explode. What did                  you put in there anyways? A brick?"

[vaimpr]

legacyofdracula:

         A small smile appears on his face as he nods his head          quickly eyes bright as ever.  Ingeras was never one to -         turn down a gift, it was something his father had instilled         into him maybe, to accept what you are given graciously.         The manners of a little prince.                 ❝ i like that they don’t cover my fingers. ❞

                "The  gloves  with  fingers  are  bothersome and                 make grabbing pizza too difficult because you'd                 have to take off your gloves and that's work."

[vaimpr]

voiidistic:

             ( vaimpr )

           ’ fix the goddamn toaster. ‘

              "I'm the last person you should ask to fix               the toaster. If I touch it, it may explode!"

[seraphsfire]

[vaimpr]

How To Fail At Being Human: A Guide by John Mitchell.

[airdotcaptain]

You have such a redundant view of the world.

[daishannigans]

[vaimpr]

[vaimpr]

                                       do you people have any f u c k i n g idea                                        who i am? my name  is john mitchell, and                                        i’ve killed more  people  than you’ve  met.

                                              THE PUB | ASK | BIO | RULES

[barrnes]

[vaimpr]

touchedbymothernature:

                 ”are you sure? you don’t really put off a sane             vibe, man.”

              "A man who yelled at his t.v because The Hustle was               moved to a different name definitely isn't sane."

[vaimpr]

nxmphe:

                  ❛  I’m Emilina, nice to meet you, Mitchell ;                      candy corn s u c k s. Chocolate bar,                       regular size, then we’ve got a deal. ❜

                   "Whoever invented candy corn needed to stop."

[vaimpr]

touchedbymothernature:

         ”that guy. which makes it sounds like you’re some        guy who ate bath salts.”

                "-- No. Bath  salts  are  incredibly  dangerous. I'm                 not crazy enough to start eating someone's flesh."

[vaimpr]

touchedbymothernature:

        “if you eat her can you not get blood      on my brand new fucking shoes.”

                "I'm not that guy who ate bath slats in Florida."