you're the poet in my heart

Aisha Vane. Wampus House. Big Plant Fan. Mother.

[vain-aisha]

oliviaxlongwise​:

olivia & open

“would you mind passing me a napkin?” the blonde questioned, as she held her shirt out for inspection. “some asshole bumped into me on the way in and didn’t even bother to stop and check if i was okay.” a small groan escaped olivia’s lips. “i mean who does that? knocks hot drinks into people and then don’t even have the courtesy to check in.” a soft smile spread across her lips as she reached for the napkin. “this stain isn’t going to come out but i can at least be hopeful right? wishful thinking and all that.” 

Aisha held out a napkin. “You’d think so, right? Like, where could you possibly be going in such a hurry that you couldn’t even turn around and say sorry?” She scoffed. Aisha had learned very quickly after moving here that the stereotype that British people were always polite was not always the case. “Surely a siphoning spell would work? All hope can’t be lost.”

[vain-aisha]

thecdcredubancwski​:

“No, no, I don’t think you deserve them now. Maybe you’re not ready,” Theo joked, “I’ll just have to wait and see.”

“Asshole.” Aisha scoffed, but the smile on her face gave away the joking nature of the statement. “Maybe I’ll just make my own trade secrets. I’m sure yours could do with a little updating, bring them into this decade, y’know?”

[vain-aisha]

trixiewoodhouse​:

Trixie was doing her research. She’d heard people talking about the mark in the sky so she knew what it meant but she had to remember where she’d read about it. She quickly found the articles from a few years ago and stories from the last war and she was so caught up on it that she took little notice of her surroundings until a noise broke her out of it.

“That’s a lot of reading.” Aisha noted. “Are you catching up on the last week or the last 30 years?” She asked, trying to joke. “I don’t know how you can manage it, it’s all so depressing.”

[vain-aisha]

jonchdecnfinch​:

“Well I’m an expert in things my parents wouldn’t approve of so it must just me a natural talent,” Jonah replied, attempting to make a joke, “There’s one over there,” He said, pointing.

“What a coincidence, so am I.” Aisha chuckled. It wasn’t completely true, but having a kid was pretty much the biggest not-approved thing you could do as a teen, so she figured that made it even. “It’s a real shame, though. You have proper skill, and they were too busy being annoyed to notice.”

[vain-aisha]

jcmesxcshcroft​:

“So I’m all for the merchandise you can buy at Pride, like especially those who give money back to charities and shit. But what in the fuck is bisexuality supposed to smell like and why make a candle of it?” James asked looking at the table of candles in front of him, “Because for me it’d smell like desperation, alcohol and pop tarts and I’m not sure that’s a scent someone wants burning in their bedroom.”

“It does feel a little disingenuous, doesn’t it?” Aisha replied, looking at the candle in question. “There’s a stall of t-shirts with really cringey jokes and puns, gives me the same sort of vibe. But they’re here right? So that’s got to count for something, even if they are straightest jokes I’ve ever seen.”

[vain-aisha]

kristcffxflynn​:

“There’s so much going on out there and the weather is decent enough, probably why no one wants to spend there time in a dark bar with no festivities going on.” Kristoff shrugged, because it was what it was and they were busy enough the rest of the time that he wasn’t bothered about missing out on a little bit of business this week. “I’ve never been one for crowds, hence why I’m in here.” He told the other, that and he allowed the majority of his staff to take the day off to go enjoy themselves, telling them that he could manage the bar. “I’m sure if you ply her with enough tequila she’d be up and ready to give it a go.”

“I don’t mind it.” Aisha shrugged. “Gives you time to recover from all the frivolity outside. I don’t mind a crowd, hence why I’ve been out there all day, but it’s nice to have a little peace and quiet.” She raised an eyebrow. “Really? I might have to get right on that.”

[vain-aisha]

jonchdecnfinch​:

“Oh no, this is all me, darling,” Jonah replied, “Just a little eyeliner and shadow I borrowed off my cousin,” He explained, “But I know that there are stalls around. Don’t know if they’re as good as me but you can give them a go.”

“Really? That’s pretty impressive.” Aisha admitted. “I spent a good chunk of my nights at school trying to master different make-up looks, and while I got pretty good at eyeliner, eyeshadow always seemed to allude me.” She shrugged. “I might just have to.”

[vain-aisha]

kristcffxflynn​:

“Not as much as you’d think, unless it rains we’re going to be pretty quiet until later tonight. I should have thought ahead and got myself a booth out there.” Kristoff commented to where the doors were propped open to hopefully entice customers in, if he wasn’t still suffering from baby brain he would have probably been more strategic. “I’ll be going out soon though, to find Elena and hope that she isn’t already dancing on tables, because I’d be too sober for that.”

“Really?” Aisha asked. “I just assumed you’d get a lot of people trying to get out of the crowd for a moment. But maybe that’s just me, I might be getting too old for street parties.” She admitted, before laughing. “Elena dancing on tables? Now that’s something I’d pay to see.”

[juliawvicker]

[magicianstextposts]

what a time to be alive

[vain-aisha]

“... and I get it, you must make an absolute killing this week,” Aisha explained, pausing to take a drink from her glass. “I just think it’s really sad to be working and not out partying, you know? Like, everyone is celebrating outside and you’re just stuck in here? Sad.”

@kristcffxflynn​

[vain-aisha]

[vain-aisha]

“Sorry, but I have to ask, did you do that make up yourself, or did someone at a stall do it for you?” Aisha enquired. “Because i either need to head directly for that stall, or ask you to share all of your make up secrets.”

@jonchdecnfinch

[vain-aisha]

elenaflcres​:

“I’d say you’re somewhere in between,” Elena replied, a little chuckle on her lips at Aisha’s choice of words. “I will say you might want to lose the jacket, the weather is getting uncomfortably warm for Scotland. Don’t get me wrong – I’m Peruvian – I love the heat, but it always puts me off when the weather is actually sunny here. It feels… unnatural.”

“It does feel a bit unnatural, doesn’t it? Scotland is supposed to be rainy and miserable, when it isn’t... it’s like no one knows what to do with themselves.” Aisha looked herself up and down, before replying. “I do think you’re right, though. No jacket it is.”

[vain-aisha]

auroraclaremont​:

“Surely no one would notice right away if a student or two was eaten by a plant. Now that I think of it, it would’ve been hilarious,” Aurora grinned mischievously. “But mailing something particularly smelly is also a good idea.”

“You’d think so. This school has an exceptionally high injury rate, surely we could take advantage of that.” Aisha suggested. “I was thinking bubotuber pus, but perhaps that’s a little too intense. Could just start off with a smelly plant.”

[vain-aisha]

thecdcredubancwski​:

“No, I just can’t give secrets to anyone and you never know,” Theo joked, “Well now I don’t feel like giving you any of them if you’re gonna be snippy.”

“Okay, fine, I take it back.” Aisha replied. “Please, please tell me all the career secrets.”

[vain-aisha]

matthewasprey​:

“Is that you saying you don’t plan on sticking around here and teaching at Hogwarts for good?” Not that he could blame her, she was young and he knew there was appeal to travelling. It was something he didn’t mind doing himself but he was definitely more of a homebody. “But no, I wasn’t actually aware of that.” Matthew spoke with a chuckle of his own. “I might have to visit that place just to see it with my own eyes.”

Aisha shrugged. “I’m not going to pull a Professor Binns. I’ll definitely stay for a while, but everything in Europe is just so close together. It would be a shame to not travel and see as much of it as I can.” She chuckled. “Right? Imagine the collisions, it would be insane.”