Cuenta las horas por mí, Amadeo

melly •ᅠ 25+ •ᅠ vampire enthusiast.

[ftgirlboss]

girl don’t speak on his daniel cause armand gets real irritated

[genderfeel]

one other thing for @valvertweek, maybe in another life.... they could be participating in the worst reality television show of all time 🥴

a little reminder about my in-progress golden bachelor-based au

i didn't have time to eek out another chapter for the occasion, but i figured adding some more recent art to the collection was the next best thing

[chogireturn]

Tbh I wouldn’t mind aemond kissing alicent if they explored targcest in any meaningful way, that show us how predatory and misogynistic it is and how incest actually destroys families and dynamics between family members, but it’s hotd and ryan condal put his fingers into it, so it’s just another way to humiliate alicent and made her suffer

[starcatching]

ATEEZ The 35th Seoul Music Awards

[guzhufuren]

Matz + text posts for @philologicalbat (pt. 11/50)

bonus:

[reticent-vampire]

Eric Bogosian as Daniel Molloy The Vampire Lestat 3.01

[very-small-giant]

Would you get in the hole if they asked? What if they were super nice about it?

[crowshaped]

light in the dark

[skyberia]

here's to my best friend the rotting corpse of my cousin's ex

[derschleierfallt]

I always kind of forget elisabeth is based off of real events and people and sometimes i read my posts over with that in mind and im just like… Damn

[derschleierfallt]

to illustrate my point

[crylists]

Mirrored Gazes by Randy Alson for the National Geographic Magazine.

[largishcat]

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you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

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HE HAD A SON NAMED

WHAT

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Plorn

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NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

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technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

[mediummarketpaperback]

Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.

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I have something worse

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oh???

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imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

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imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen

[mediummarketpaperback]

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

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I have an answer to that one too

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[cogentranting]

The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.

[elodieunderglass]

Born without a groove 😔

[linguisticparadox]

[telomeke]

With each addition to this, I find myself nodding and murmuring, "Mm hm. The Plorn Dickens."

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[nanenna]

His grooooooooove!

[maria-ruta]

ive never seen anyone speculate on what Sam Wayne used to be like before the [REDACTED] so im stepping in!💪✨

he and his pathetic wet kitties

[geezmarty]

scarlet hollow playthrough…2!! I wanted to contrast monty and do just the most cursed playthrugh possible with the most self fullfilling tragedy protagonist and it did NOT disappoint <3

spoilers for ep 5 under the cut :)

I did tell you it was self fullfilling tragedy

[deadnettled]

i really love the idea of a scarlet hollow cousin who actually lives in like, a small or mid-sized city, but it's still so big compared to scarlet hollow that it might as well be new york city to tabitha

"yeah i live out in champaign, illinois" "ohhhhh look at the big shot over here!! champagne!!! jesus christ" "there's like. one walmart here" "look who has a fucking walmart. okay. rub it in. this is exactly the kind of thing pearlanne said you'd say"

[verdanthalycon]

scarlet hollow love interests in formal wear + tabitha heart emoji.... (except sybil we dont talk about sybil)