Bruce: Alfred, I have to tell you something.
Alfred: Yes, Master Bruce?
Bruce: That's it? You must have questions.
Alfred no idea what the word pansexual means but not about to admit that: I've always had my suspicions, sir.
Bruce: Oh really? Since when?
Alfred: Since you were five years old.
Bruce: You've known for ten years? Wait, is this about the Grey Ghost? Did you figure me out because of that?
Bruce blushing: Okay, you're right, but it was only the animated version of him!
Bruce: Please don't tell anyone I had a crush on the Grey Ghost.
Alfred, realizing what pansexual might mean: Of course, sir. My mouth is sealed. Is there any particular reason you brought this conversation up this fine morning?
Bruce: Well... you might get a call from the Academy, and I wanted to get to you before they do.
Alfred: Hmm? What happened at the Academy?
Bruce: I may have gotten into a fight, but it was for a really good reason. A couple of blokes found out the new transfer student, Daniel Fenton, was a friend of Dorothy and tried to beat him up in the showers. I intervened.
Alfred in his mind: Who the hell is Dorothy???
Alfred out loud: Well done, Master Bruce. It's always important to stand up for those who are weaker or in less favorable situations.
Bruce: Thank you, Alfred. By the way, I think I'm in love with Daniel. He didn't need my help at all. He was scary. And pretty.
Bruce dreamily: He put one of the blokes in the wall.
Bruce: He grabbed one of them. And sunk him into the wall.
Alfred, not knowing if that is another slang phrase, but not about to admit it: Well good for Mr. Fenton. I could see why such a young man would grab your attention. Do you plan on pursuing this new love?
Bruce: Yeah! Maybe he'll me in a wall *dreamy sigh*
Alfred inhis mind: So being put in a wall...is good???