A Free Man Born As A King, Who Died As A Slave

A dog walks into a forest and he sees a whale. He says to the whale, "shouldn't you be in the ocean?" the whale says "Yes" This joke dictates my life

[mileycyrusbabe-deactivated20171]

[pochowek]

[vajmahall]

[subtrist-deactivated20201022]

He took me to this beautiful place today 💚💕

[fuckjerry]

[love-bites-and-litebrites]

Click here to support Noah's Top Surgery by Alison Kennedy

This is pretty much a place for me to add a few bucks every now and then to help save up money for my boyfriends top surgery. My boyfriends name is Noah and he is the most amazing person I have every met, his goal is always to make other people happy, he even dropped out of college to make yout...

[yalsey-deactivated20160325]

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Childish Gambino & Twenty One Pilots

Heartbeat x Car Radio - Grayson Kitzen mashup

[iridescentavocado]

👀👀👀

[twitterscreencaps]

[daddyfuckedme]

oh MY GOD

[vajmahall]

She wanted me to make a cute caption but what am I supposed to say that's cute about post coital Futurama?

[death-420]

i have a gif of a stockvideo of a naked girl eating a croissant she holds it and laughs then looks at it then looks back at the camera again then laughs some more she keeps looking back and forth smiling and laughing then she finally takes one tiny bite and shes acting like its the best thing shes ever eaten and she just keeps looking at the camera like “oh yea u like that” its too big to upload and i dont want to shorten it bc every minute of it is gold

[death-420]

[emilybrowningfans]

New Legend trailer, starring Tom Hardy & Emily Browning

[vajmahall]

I’ve been waiting for this for so long subtrist look its bae and bae x2 how important is this movie

[straightboyfriend]

never arrange to meet someone from hell

they are probably satan or even worse, a gemini

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

60% of my sense of humor is zooming in really close on a picture of someone’s face

[earthnation]

who says iggy cant freestyle?????????

[omgs]

the girl walking past iggy is the real star

[unlawfully]

I made athena a flower crown and she ate it

[coolhandofagirl-deactivated2015]

security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.

[vajmahall]

girl: are you a top or bottom?

me: well im a mid/jungle main but i can fill whatever's free