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Valentine/25/Hufflepuff interested in everyone/ All you'll find here is text posts and a bunch of gay.

[caroldanversenthusiast]

This is one of the best lesbian movies i’ve seen and it’s a fricking car commercial

[beercanbacon]

My boss called me “Tyrone” on accident (My name is Tyrand). She apologized and bought me lunch to make up for it. I didn’t think twice about it, since I’m used to getting called every variant of “Ty-(fill in blank here)”. Then later on I read a quote she keeps in her work area that made me feel kinda special.

“During my second month of nursing school, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: “What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?” Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. “Absolutely,” said the professor. “In your careers you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say ‘Hello’.”

I’ve never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.“

[lsdreaminn]

This is a very important lesson to learn

[nevver]

[goongdingy]

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

[stem-cell]

“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” ― John Berger, Ways of Seeing

[rosalarian]

I know I’ve reblogged this before but it’s so important.

[jodalovesstuff]

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

[moonlight-mery]

Let’s take a look at it one more time

[bitternest]

Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is

[postmarxed]

👀

[tyrala1]

[feral4catra]

[flexible]

Update: She can actually hold up three team mates.

[aelwen]

[pear027]

“You can tell me everything, but I’m not gonna ask.“

[punkkidmakingpizzas]

[juliaburnsides-blog]

the sound that just came out of my mouth-

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[doctorslippery]

[semicolonthefifth]

I love how the body structure and the decor of the larger bone fairy creates a nice area of concentration that leads the viewer’s eye towards the tooth fairy. This, aside from the obvious glow and design contrast, help direct the attention where needed and is a brilliant move by the artist.

[jewishdragon]

I went to the artist’s website and they are the same one who made this:

Digital Painting, Illustration, Concept Art for Hire

[elenamanetta]

Insects may as well be the size of elephants for the way I react to them.

[nickyvmlp]

You’ve captured the essence of the show marvelously, OP

[tendernotion]

being in your 20’s is like “if I can just get through this week I’ll be ok” but every fucking week

[myfrogcroaked]

These Pics Are Composed Of As Many Pixels As There Are Animals Still Alive In These Species

A brilliant 2008 campaign by World Wildlife Fund (WWF) has been resurfacing thanks to a recent reddit post going viral. The campaign, called WWF Japan – Population by pixel, was created by the agency Hakuhodo C&D / Tokyo.

[mousathe14]

Oh no…

[eyeheartfarms]

Mush shirt

[virgomoon-deactivated20240514]

this is the best one and yet the puppet is emotionless

[chicken-fluff-butts]

[lildump-deactivated20180705]

chiggins in the sun

[bloomflowersbloom]

This is what life is about

[motivation-and-fitness]

[fat-acceptance-dropout]

Took me a long ass time to understand this.

[lesbianlegbreaker]

*cranks up Pacific Rim soundtrack*

[bright-thorn]

[ID: A large chalkboard in a very large indoor space, possibly a gym, that reads, “exercise is a celebration of what you can do, not a punishment for what you ate.” End ID]

[tiktokarchive]

[sourpatchjaz]

They aint have to go off like that but okay

[weaverdev]

Made a quick breakdown of the GeccTecc™

[the-bubble-jesus]

cube

[argumate]

give him the cube