Cam & Valeska Twins stan

•Jerome and Miah have my heart•

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Jerome: Girls are hot

Jerome: But boys are hot too

Jerome: Why is everyone so fucking hot?!

Jeremiah, shrugging: Global warming

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Jeremiah: Danger is my middle name

Ecco: That's a lie

Ecco: Your middle name is Cutie Pie

Ecco: *boops Jeremiah's nose*

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Jim: If we put Jerome and Jeremiah in a room together, who would come out crying first?

Bruce: The room.

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Jim, grabbing Jerome by his collar: SAY THAT YOU'RE SORRY!

Jerome: I'M SORRY!

Jim: AND WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR?!

Jerome, sobbing: FOR SAYING THAT YOU'RE AGGRESSIVE!

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Jeremiah: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE

Jeremiah: *throws water bottles at Jerome and Bruce*

Jerome, confused: Uhm..

Bruce: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us...

Jeremiah: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Jerome, crying: It's working.

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Jerome, singing: Never gonna give you up!

Jeremiah, also singing: Never gonna let you downnn~

Jerome&Miah: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOUUU~

Bruce: Please stop-

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Jeremiah: You're in love with Bruce!

Jerome: No, YOU'RE in love with Bruce!

Selina: I'm in love with Bruce!

Jerome&Miah: *staring at her*

Selina: What?

*Selina is found dead after*

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Jeremiah: Jerome always tells me that there's nothing to worry about when he doesn't freak out

Jerome: *freaks out*

Jeremiah, panicking: Oh fuck..

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Jim: I'm gay...

Lee: *shocked*

Barbara: whatthefuck

Jeremiah: We knew.

Oswald: OMG FINALLY-

Jim:...but only for Jerome

Jerome: *spits out some coffee* WHAT?!

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Me: *being on Instagram, Tumblr or TikTok*

Jeremiah: You should post something again

Jerome: Yeah you didn't posted anything in weeks on Insta

Me: *looking for Audios that I could use to make an edit*

Jerome&Miah: 😃

Me: *starting to work on an edit but instantly being unmotivated again*

Jerome&Miah: 😦

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Jeremiah: I asked Bruce out

Jerome: Oh I'm sorry

Jeremiah: Why?

Jerome: Well, I assume he said no

Jeremiah: No, he said yes

Jerome: Really?

Jerome, bursting into laughter: Oh I'm sorry for him then

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GOTHAM TEXTING (13)

*private chat between Jerome and Jim*

Jerome: Jimmyyyyyy🤪

Jim: What do you want?

Jerome: When are you done with work? I gotta talk to you

Jim: In about an hour.

Jerome: 😃

Jim: But I don't wanna talk to you.

Jerome: 😦

*Jim goes offline*

Jerome: Jim come on :(

*private chat between Jerome and Jeremiah*

Jerome: Bro?

*5 minutes later*

Jerome: Miah, it's important

Jerome: Come online

*Jeremiah comes online*

Jeremiah: Dude, we're living in the same house. Just come and talk to me in person?

Jerome: But it's about Jim and I need your advice..

Jeremiah: Marital crisis between you too?

Jerome: Fuck you.

Jeremiah: No thanks.

*another 5 minutes later*

Jeremiah: Bro if you like Jim then just write him that.

Jerome: GVKTCKHGNMKGASL ARE YOU CRAZY?!

Jeremiah: Crazy for Bruce, yes😊

*Jerome walks upstairs and hits Jeremiah*

Jeremiah: Oh great now we can talk.

*Jeremiah goes offline*

*Jerome goes offline*

*private chat between Jeremiah and Jim*

Jeremiah: Jim.

*10 minutes later*

Jeremiah: James Gordon!!!

Jim: WHAT?!

Jeremiah: Jerome likes you

Jeremiah: A lot

Jim: You're kidding me, right?

Jeremiah: Nope. He's just scared to tell you how he feels.

Jim: So you want me to talk to him about that?

Jeremiah: Correct.

Jeremiah: And don't break his heart cause then you're dead :)

Jim: I'll try.

*Jim goes offline*

*Jeremiah goes offline*

*1 hour later*

*private chat between Jerome and Jim, again*

Jim: Hi.

Jerome: o_O

Jerome: Are you actually writing me right now?

Jim: No, it's my ghost actually.

Jerome: whut?

Jerome: Anyway. I like you.

Jim: I know

Jerome: WHAT?!

Jerome: Who told you?!

Jim: Jeremiah.

Jerome: THIS. BITCH.

Jim: Listen, I like you too. But we can't be more than friends..

Jerome: Ouch 💔

*Jerome goes offline*

Jim: Jerome! Come on...

Jim: Jeez..that kid is sensitive..

*Jim goes offline*

*meanwhile Jeremiah plans to kill Jim cause Jerome is crying in his arms*

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Miah: *licks human blood off his knife*

Me: OMG SO SEXYYYYYYY

Miah: Dafuq?! I just literally licked someones blood!

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Jeremiah: Jerome, you were born bad.

Me: Miah I love you but please stop! >:(

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Miah hater: Imagine loving Jeremiah Valeska

Me, aka Miah's wife: Imagine having the worst taste on earth >:(

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Obsessive Jeremiah fans about Jerome: Yesss Jerome is cool he's one of my favs :D

Obsessive Jerome fans about Jeremiah: I hate Jeremiah! He ruined Jerome's life! It's all his fault! Jerome was the real joker anyway!

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Jerome: You're as crazy as I am.

Jeremiah:

Jerome:

Jeremiah: Yeah you're right. Let's destroy Gotham together.

Bruce: :O

Jim: :O

Harvey: :O

Lucius: :O

The GCPD: :O

The crowd of people: :O

Jerome: o_O