shitposter

i draw and shit. goddessofshitpost and pinkyellowbluebitch are my other blogs. slytherin.

[idleforgiveness]

"Nothing in life is free."

Gryffindor: Adventure is free.

Hufflepuff: Life is free.

Ravenclaw: Knowledge is free.

Slytherin: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

[valiaris-blog]

Clint: Team Cap: one ex-murder junkie, one dropout with six bucks to his name, and Mrs. Comatose over there. Awesome.

[itisyourguy]

If you don’t have a pole dancing Deadpool in your blog that’s fine

but deep down we all know we need one

[valiaris-blog]

Slytherin: Girls are hot.

Slytherin: Guys are hot too.

Slytherin: Why is everything so hot?

Ravenclaw: Global Warming.

[randomnesskat]

You are valid, no matter what.

[valiaris-blog]

Joaquin: I guess I’m just too tough to cry.

Kevin: Just today you were crying about snakes.

Joaquin: *crying* They don’t have any arms!

[panicatthetheater]

Like/reblog if you’re obsessed with a sexy motherfucker who has ruined your life.

[mandysimo13]

this fucker right here

[smirkdoctor-deactivated20170705]

BITCH I WILL FIGHT YOU FOR HIM. 💪👅😍

[mandysimo13]

Gladly! Lets do it!

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It is on like Donkey Kong.

[mandysimo13]

^^this is also what I want to do. With him. 

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Surely we can work out a timeshare or something.

[mandysimo13]

yaaaaaas

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DON’T YOU DARE BRING THE GAY PILOT INTO THIS. Oh my god. The humanity.

[oneallysa]

Heart-Breaking Scenes

You—you mean I’m your… best… friend?

Sherlock & Others’ Words

[valiaris-blog]

rewatching the avengers: some stray thoughts

-just saying that i dont agree with loki's dictatorship. i just like indulging into my physical attraction of this boy. (heck i only read strong female lead reader inserts) also, fuck, odin is a horrible parent.

ok, random thoughts now,,,

-Natasha Fucking Romanoff

-the captain's ass is still the best one

-that elder who stood up. what a badass.

-lol remember when cap and tony were fighting with each other. only 90s kids remember.

-doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

-OMG SCIENCE BROS INTERACTION GOD MY BABIES

-tony rolling his eyes at steve. civil war: a summary.

-SCIENCE BROS FOREVER.

-"Aaahh, I just wanna finish my work here..." foreshadowing bruce not being in CW. er, not wanting.

-jesus fuck every lab scene is just tony and bruce gay.

-"We have orders. We should follow them." *sneaks and breaks into locked room* This is the man I call my son

-"Love is for children. I owe him a debt." says you

-congrats loki you played yourself

-GUYS STOP BICKERING YALL ARE PLAYING YOURSELVES THE SCEPTER IS DOING A THING

-"I know guys without all that that are worth ten of you." hes talking about bucky guys i gotta go

-reminder that a lot of steve's ptsd flashbacks are him regretting letting bucky die. im emotional.

-"Put the suit on, we'll go a few rounds." CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR.

-Save Bruce Banner. Save Him. I Love This Boy. I Love This Boy So Much. Please Save Him.

-my boy cap is a fucking idiot. elderly idiot. i love my son tho.

-FUCK NATASHA NO

-thor nd the green dude fighting. is this ragnarok?

--end. sorry its not complete. my phone is dying--

[spencer--reid-deactivated201805]

But why regret what cannot be? These are words he’ll never say, not to me. Not to me…not for me.

[valiaris-blog]

Hufflepuff: So... I hear you like bad boys.

Slytherin: Yeah...

Hufflepuff: Well, not to alarm you but my bedtime is at 7:00 and I went to bed at 7:02.

Slytherin: WHAT, IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?!

Hufflepuff: I don't know, I just like living dangerously.

Slytherin: MARRY ME!

[hogwartshousespersonality]

Someone: I really hate when Slytherins– Slytherin: I have literally never cared less about the ending of a sentence on my entire life.

[mortalboy]

ezra miller in madame bovary

[ezramillertherapy]

[cowboykirk]

additionally:

[ezramillertherapy]

compilation of art

[ezramillertherapy]

Ezra Miller about being punched in the face

“In my middle-school years, I was at a show for a band called Attack! Attack! I was wearing a green velvet jacket—not your common attire for the metal/hardcore scene—and was doing sort of vaudeville-reminiscent dance moves in the mosh pit. I was walking away from the mosh pit after having a wonderful time and the word ‘faggot’ resounded in my ear. I turned around just in time to see someone snapping their fist down on my left eyeball. I have a scar on my eyebrow from the incident.”

[ayuppears]

[ezramillertherapy]

it’s important to remember these gifs

[sherlocked-for-life]