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Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

memewhore

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MUSIC ASKS these are actually pretty fucking hard but why not.

1:A song you like with a color in the title

2:A song you like with a number in the title

3:A song that reminds you of summertime

4:A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about

5:A song that needs to be played LOUD

6:A song that makes you want to dance

7:A song to drive to

8:A song about drugs or alcohol

9:A song that makes you happy

10:A song that makes you sad

11:A song that you never get tired of

12:A song from your preteen years

13:One of your favorite 80’s songs

14:A song that you would love played at your wedding

15:A song that is a cover by another artist

16:One of your favorite classical songs

17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke

18:A song from the year that you were born

19:A song that makes you think about life

20:A song that has many meanings to you

21:A favorite song with a person’s name in the title

22:A song that moves you forward

23:A song that you think everybody should listen to

24:A song by a band you wish were still together

25:A song by an artist no longer living

26:A song that makes you want to fall in love

27:A song that breaks your heart

28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love

29:A song that you remember from your childhood

30:A song that reminds you of yourself

nosez-moved

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

anarchogay

me after setting one (1) boundary

anyone still here?

#it has been some time #I now have four jobs #and a wife

sylceon-remade

ah yes, my favorite defense hero in overwatch

nieyao

“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone

vault11overseer

but is it really better than man door hand hook car door

nieyao

he hand hook too big for he gotdamn car door

musicforyourplants

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*slams reblog*

ariesaav

Klezmer dolphins.

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I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.

deadwithoutdata

The one dancing and flailing at the end

sunandblaketho

A Tasmanian pizza shop alters the meaning of a No campaign billboard, a day after a Hobart hotel distanced itself from a billboard atop its premises.

my friend ben had an idea. and he was on the news for it lmao

validation-and-cigarettes

me

sunglasseshorse

falling asleep on someone’s chest

wrapping your arms around each other

synching heartbeats and breathing slowly

falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear

forehead kissies and murmured affections

naps

freeleech-deactivated20140301

MONSTER TRUCKS

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hijerking

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

validation-and-cigarettes

“errRRR???”

me: coming on tumblr to escape real world problems

tumblr: LOOK AT YOUR ENTIRE NEWSFEED CONSISTING OF REAL WORLD PROBLEMS AND ONE MEME FROM A GAME YOU DON'T PLAY

extrajordinary

GUYS. THERE WAS DRIVE-THROUGH IN ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH THE COST OF MY MASTERS IN HISTORY.

[From Daily Life of the Ancient Romans by David Matz]

thatdangerous-deactivated202112

*rolls up to the window* yeah gimme a number V combo

revedas

“I’ll have two number IXs, a number IX large, a number VI with extra ambrosia, a number VIII, two number XLVs, one with cheese, and a large goblet of wine.”