Florida Man Of The Month

27🏳️‍🌈 they/he/she PROSHIPPERS DNI @what-inthe-goddamn for my fallout art

[sticky-smoothie]

I hate gamers…

[thyrell]

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

[bimbo-bear]

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

[thyrell]

this event is cancelled

[loccorocco]

Lucia and Sofie get adopted AO3 Link

[cherrypikkins]

Time to clean the blorbo! Pick an action

gently run a lintroller over them

steam clean

handwash only

machine wash hot, longest cycle

use a power washer

sandblast them

let them stay filthy

other

Voting ended onJun 3

plz reblog for sampo size

[actualized-animal]

when your girl is into naked people so you turn her on by taking your clothes off #RegularPlay #Con

[ladyofsilverr]

ASSASSIN'S CREED VALHALLA — 3/∞ ➜ Eivor Wolfkissed

[vampyyprincess]

”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet

[castielscaplan]

25.3K Prompts <3

Amnesia Prompts (132 Prompts)

Anger Prompts (786 Prompts)

Angst Prompts (351 Prompts)

Apocalyptic World/Horror Prompts (1831 Prompts)

Captivity/Imprisoned Prompts (272 Prompts)

Cheating/Infidelity Prompts (544 Prompts)

Death/Grief Prompts (673 Prompts)

Enemies to Lover Prompts (2088 Prompts)

Fantasy Prompts (2222 Prompts)

Fluff/Romance/Domestic Prompts (1400 Prompts)

Forbidden Love Prompts (280 Prompts)

Holiday/Seasonal Prompts (1637 Prompts)

Historical Prompts (1320 Prompts)

Hurt/Comfort Prompts (816 Prompts)

Injuries/Illness/Selfharm Prompts (430 Prompts)

Loneliness/Shame Prompts (568 Prompts)

Mafia/Gangster/Mobster Prompts (921 Prompts)

Misc Prompts (982 Prompts)

Occupations Prompts (1634 Prompts)

Pregnancy/Abortion/Miscarriage Prompts (72 Prompts)

Random Titles Prompts (3973 Prompts)

Sci - Fi Prompts (888 Prompts)

Soulmate Prompts (1083 Prompts)

Trauma/Abuse Prompts (421 prompts)

updated May 3 2026. I'm separating the dialogue prompts into their respective sections. Went through Anger & Angst Lists the last few days & separated them into smaller lists. Will be working on the horror/Apocalyptic list next!

PLEASE reblog if you use any of these/wanna share with your writer friends!!

No credit is necessary, just have fun!

[stealingpotatoes]

happy mermay to this beautiful mermai-- what do you mean that's a seal. that's literally a mermaid look at her

(links // tip jar!)

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[willgrahamscock]

[janawijete]

[valkyrie-char]

Mermaid Lyanna 🌊🧜🏽‍♀️🐠🪸

(And Saoirse who is just some guy again in this AU)

[valkyrie-char]

Small comic addition ✨

[valkyrie-char]

Mermaid Lyanna 🌊🧜🏽‍♀️🐠🪸

(And Saoirse who is just some guy again in this AU)

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[baraphalloplastyclinic]

I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?

Don't become a housewife.

[ladyfoxfire]

And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.

If your spouse fights you on any of this, then don’t quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.

[dressedupliketheking]

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

[thirstkanaphan]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr post from butchDog-md reading: you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls. /End ID]

[romehbo]