[stellernorth]

haiku of despair

[pocketss]

happy old gnoll

[segamascott]

throw it back for me my angel of twerking

[skelotan]

Dedicated to my cat, who is very vocal about my bed time.

PATREON

[flythesail]

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[queerofthedagger]

sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101

[dyst-blogs]

fun fact: in the twilight movies instead of burning up in sunlight the vampires actually jsut sparkle. to learn more look up twilight sparkle on google

[deadpan-c]

[louisegluckpdf]

holy quaternity

[segamascott]

[craftingcreatures]

Attended a rattlesnake conference yesterday and one of the presenters was talking about public attitudes towards snakes, specifically how showing them in a non-aggressive context helps to create more positive attitudes, and. Y'all. I NEED to show you the image he used as an example

Look at him. Look at this smiley newborn sidewinder sitting in a bottle cap. He is so small and so happy he is EXACTLY the right size to sit comfortably in a bottle cap

[payasita]

so nice you see him twice 🐍

[tytonidyke]

Bok choy is such a beautiful vegetable

[tytonidyke]

This is her btw 🥬

[theomenroom]

when applied to drinks, "dry" means "without sugar". therefore it follows that sugary drinks can be called "wet". the meanings of the terms "hot" and "cold" when applied to drinks are obvious. thus the aspect of any drink can be determined.

for instance, green tea, freshly steeped and served without additives, is hot and dry, and therefore has an aspect of fire.

a mocha, on the other hand, while hot, is sweet, and therefore wet, and thus has an an aspect of air.

lemonade, which is wet and cold, has a water aspect.

finally, the drink which most epitomizes the earth aspect, being both cold and dry, is vodka

[butch-yaoi]

three cheers for female characters that lack empathy

[vibratome]

(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

[norahsdove]

To be honest I think a good 30% of people who say they're asexual just are scared of sex. Which is fine. And good actually. It is evil and corrodes your soul. But also it's the only way to heaven so I don't know. I don't agree with that I think it's wrong I think they should let asexuals and virgins into heaven but they don't. I'm not sure what to do about it all

[pinene]

Change.org petition?

[norahsdove]

I think it's all we have left

[pinene]

[thebirdandhersong]

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

[alex51324]

it doesn't even cure me of being tired

[zaprowsdower27]

It should work like in RPGs. I want to be able to go to bed exhausted, poisoned, and missing half of my blood and wake up at 100% fully recovered