Press Start to Laugh - What if The Knight Talked in Hollow Knight? - sentence starters
1. “Hey, I don’t witness nothin’. You live longer that way.”
2. “I hope that wasn’t an antique or important or anything, because I don’t have the money to pay for a replacement.”
3. “My memory should be fine. Maybe. I think.”
4. “If I had any memories before, they’re gone now.”
5. “That thing’s definitely gonna eat somebody.”
6. “You know, I’m starting to hope I’m not killing townspeople by accident.”
7. “It’s the nose, isn’t it? Chicks dig the nose.”
8. “That was it? You need to work on your traps. That was embrassing.”
9. “Aw, you’re adorable. I almost feel bad for kicking your ass.”
10. “Okay, you’re getting smarter. Sorry for calling you dumb earlier. My bad.”
11. “You have got some nasty phlem going on there. If you weren’t about to die I’d say get that checked.”
12. “One of these is eventually going to give me a gumball.”
13. “Psst. Your disguise isn’t really fooling anyone.”
14. “’Stalking’ is a strong word. I just so happened to be in the same place at the same time.”
15. “You know, I really wish things of immense power would stop knocking me unconscious.”
16. “Why is nothing friendly in this stupid place?!”
17. “I’m not comfortable with the way you called me ‘sweet’. You’re not going to eat me, right?”
18. “I feel funny, like I’m incomplete. Odd.”
19. “Holy crap, I remember. I remember! HOLY CRAP, I DIED! OH GOD!”
20. “Well, I didn’t expect to die, so we’re both a bit surprised.”
21. “This rain is just like my soul. Wet, soggy, and probably acidic.”
22. “Congratulations. You’ve ensured that the worst place ever will now never die. Good job!”
23. “My knees and that glass have something in common. They’re both shattered.”
24. “Oh. Thank… you…. Yeah, I’m not eating this.”
25. “Oh, that was probably expensive. My bad.”
26. “The poo has gained sentience and it’s gonna eat us as revenge!”
27. “Come on, _____! I thought we’d evolved past flinging feces!”
28. “I desperately need a bath.”
29. “No amount of bathing will take away the horror of what I’ve just seen.”
30. “I appear to have walked into a very polite and well-mannered trap.”
31. “Why don’t you go back to your nap or tending your lawn, old _____? I’ll bet there are whippersnappers on it right now.”
32. “I am somehow simultaniously honored and creeped out.”
33. “I am adorably deadly. But bring up my stature again and I’m lopping you off at the ankles so you know what it feels like.”
34. “Yeah, maybe don’t lead with ‘We are friends’. Makes you seem suspicious.”
35. “Why does killing things always end up hurting me?”
36. “Oh, okay, we’re fighting now. Sure, I’ll kick your ass again.”
37. “Do you know how bad you are at fighting? Or are you just so good in your head that denial has a new first name and it’s ______.”
38. “What the hell happened to this place? It’s looking a bit… squishy.”
