uzu's

nerd, illustrator, crocheter, cosplayer, 26. instas are @perse_cosplay and @uzudart dm me about languages, art or mythology, I'd talk about them all day. catalan, spanish, english. actively learning german. stopped learning some others

[violentoffender]

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

[ruinedchildhood]

[feralratbitesu]

Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

[azertip]

Paul Felix

[debaoki]

Gosh, I love Lilo & Stitch…

[faitherinhicks]

So gorgeous. I love a room with well-designed props.

[only-tiktoks]

[britney-j-christ]

[softservecanine]

You’re completely correct. Out of my way, able-bodied losers. Fuck you.

[epilepticsaints]

[punishedsaints]

This image was the reason Tumblr terminated my blog.

[fluffyplushiesworld]

Happy Pride Month Tumblr ✨

[idiot-dot-jpeg]

@animals-with-fan-art

[kosmogrl]

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

[papertrailprints-blog]

Carrie Lingscheit, “Falling Cat”, Monoprint, 15" x 5.5", Available here.

[hannasaurrex]

i will resurrect the SU fandom with the power of love,,,and bad art

[melissa-titanium]

i have been urged to share this here as well

[fox-bright]

do not taste plants if you don't know what they are

do not identify a fruit as edible just because it tastes sweet

hope you didn't eat any fucking seeds, bro

[fox-bright]

And today, we have this winner:

I saw the photo in my feed and went ohh, dude, no, we do not handle yellow rocks with our bare hands until we know for sure what they are. And I know that orange...

In comments, they continue:

and that's where I started cussing at the computer monitor. But someone else had got there first:

So just as a reminder, folks. If you don't know what it is, don't put it in your fucking mouth!

[fox-bright]

YOU GODDAMN STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

[lastoneout]

[yassmines]

MIND

[snyggvur]

this obliterated every single negative aspect of my entire life wow

[arroz-con-yolo]

this is so pure and stupid lmaooo

[fiddleabout]

#when u can see the single brain cell being shared

[mynqzo]

messmer the impaler

[imoriginalvisual]

Luke Skywalker in The Mandalorian but it’s Toxic by Britney Spears

[gallusrostromegalus]

I’m gonna propose something: if your combat/ass-kicking sequence can’t fit to a top 40 female-vocalist Banger like “Toxic” or “Mama Mia” or “I Need a Hero” you’re not Doing It Right.

[fatsexybitch]

At this point its starting to feel like Editors are using 140-150bpm as a standard for action sequences, and I cant say I hate it.

[homestuckphobia]

I agree wholeheartedly with every point above but I watched this first with the sound off because I forgot that was an option and what struck me most is how efficient Luke's lightsaber style is. Almost every flourish he makes and all of what, 2 entire spins?, is defensive to better parry blaster fire while nearly every offensive swing he makes is basically a head or chest level kill shot. If I had to make a guess about his character I'd say this vintage twink has probably Seen Some Shit and maybe comes from a background where resources are scarce and help is far away so if you get in a fight you have to end it before it starts or you're dead meat

[screamting]

deeply want a time travel fic where Luke visits the old republic and the Jedi are like “that’s not a dueling style” and luke is like “yea am not doing much dueling tbh”

[datasoong47]

[linguisticparadox]

[r5h]

Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2609/

[bralsra-deactivated20250108]

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh