Valerie,

[onceiwashere]

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

[onceiwashere]

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

[localstarboy]

Ok but I wanna play 😭☹️

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

Me too 😭

[fineapplemango]

This needs to be on ESPN

[kingjaffejoffer]

Why this shit look fun as fuck?

[countryboy]

This looks awesome oh shit!!!!

[heymomlookimadeablog-deactivate]

I was on the EDGE of my seat

[sinistropteryx]

There’s one piece of Harry Potter Rowling can never ruin

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[pettyartist]

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

[geopsych]

Three years ago today. I love this bit of video. Not sure why.

[dearydeerling-deactivated201904]

Because this looks like a Monet painting or an old watercolour anime background come to life?! I was in utter disbelief until it started moving.

[simplycentineo-blog]

☀️

[igxbaddies]

[herdreadsrock-deactivated202401]

Kids be so damn cute and innocent like how

[thefandomdropout]

Awwww

[scumbag-vanguard]

This story was different actually??? And even better??? The girl, Brooklyn Andracke, used to wave at the truck every thursday and the trashman waved her back. It was a very important to her to do it every week.  It was HER birthday, and she decided that she wanted to share her birthday cake with the trashman. She also wanted to meet her hero, whose name is Delvar Dopson.

The girl’s mother thanked Delvar for his work and explained to him how important it is for Brooklyn to wave at him every thursday. He was pretty surprised but he admitted that every time he drove near the house he hoped that the girl would wave at him.  That’s not the end of the story though. Next week Delvar had a surprise for the little girl.

He brought her a bunch of amazing birthday gifts!

They both got quite popular, and Delvar is getting a lot of thank you messages from trashmen from all over the world for representing them in such a good way.

[kandyie]

The real story is even cuter 😩💕

[connercant]

IM SO GLAD I KNOW THE STORY

[prozd]

“After he left, we continued on to daycare. Brooklyn was unusually quiet in the backseat. I asked her if she was okay, and she said, ‘Mommy, I’m so happy.’”

c-c-cute

[tooiconic]

MY HEART

[politicallyincorrectpug]

Blessed post

[jyostar]

We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet

[bachi-special]

[futubandera-cl]

[oddishtea]

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

[surprisebitch]

the girl has big dick energy

[sl33pyd3mon]

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

[matydn]

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

[drishananicole]

Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭

[pr1nceshawn]

Colorful Creations by Adam Hillman.

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

[hayate]

[theocseason4]

This is woke

[zackisontumblr]

wow if only girls had thought of that

[alianovnataliasoldblog-deactiva]

[froankie-deactivated20130715]

#SHE IS NOT EVEN ANYWHERE NEAR THE GENERAL AREA OF FUCKING AROUND GODDAMN

[all-fades-away]

Hello Queen of Genovia

[theroguefeminist]

i read an article once that tried to “analyze” why so many people hate anne hathaway. i think the reason is because she’s a woman who sticks up for herself and stands up against sexism

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

Why they sell horses wit lil dick n nuts in kids at target

[theawesomeadventurer]

I’m reviving this post

[bot-dad]

Hello reviving this post, I’m Dad!

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[abstractandedgyname]

that’s not even how horse genitals work, those are human dick and balls

[haiku-robot]

that’s not even how horse genitals work those are human dick and balls

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[bob-belcher]

[matthewtkafuck]

don’t 👏🏼 claim 👏🏼 you 👏🏼 know 👏🏼 hockey 👏🏼 if 👏🏼 you 👏🏼 don’t 👏🏼 know 👏🏼 who 👏🏼 this 👏🏼 is 👏🏼

[andremarcusburky]

I dont know who this is and i really dont give a fuck

[hertl]

[matthewtkafuck]

[hertl]

[hank-wp-deactivated20181225]

Another child of privilege… grew up in white Andover, went to prep school, private college, an Uber liberal turd. Lives in Cohassett which is one of the most affluent towns in Massachusetts.

”Good for me, not good for thee.” - liberal motto

[matthewtkafuck]