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where! has! my! passion! gone! I had it abundantly when I was a child, and I must have dropped it along the way, but I cannot figure where!

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oh hey folks fun update, i found my passion again? i just had to find my right outlet, get to a place where I have aspirations, dispel apathy and pursue what I love, it’s all good and swell!

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reblog this to find the right outlet, get to a place where you have aspirations, dispel apathy and pursue what you love, and rediscover your passion.

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I like to dip my cookies in Mountain Dew because it gives them an ever so tangy flavor if left in there for the right amount of time

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This has become a candidate for my Least favorite post

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Round dogsdogs,

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mr boombastic

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women in small towns be working for pyramid schemes and salons

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men in small towns be working at The Factory

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The factory closed years ago we do opioids now

valorie-clownwhore

It's Lenoir

therealraewest

Hey do y'all fucks remember two years ago when just before the election all these “don’t vote both parties are bad” or “vote independent!” Posts were going around and then Trump won and now two weeks before midterms there’s all these “don’t bother voting, revolution is the only way!” And “your vote isn’t gonna matter and is an ineffective way to protest” posts are going around? Yeah knock that shit right the fuck off, don’t fall for it and get your ass to the polls, we are not doing this again.

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I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.

theapatheticstag

I just had a fucking stroke

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Every time this song is shared on here, it’s in garbage quality

plz share this instead

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lokilesbian

how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:

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me when i’m in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chili’s

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Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chili’s

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he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup

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Lost in the sauce

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The Addams Family (1991) Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld

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are you worried

About what? But yeah

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I just love how in English you say “great minds think alike”, which is a completely positive thing since you’re kinda praising yourself, but in German you go like “zwei Dumme, ein Gedanke” = “two fools, one thought”

German is beautiful, isn’t it