Val

|| they/he/she/it || 23 || 18+ || everyone's favorite non-newtonian milf and bug enthusiast. vaguely nsfw

[ilynpilled]

[predatorgirlguts]

unsafe insane and nonconsensual

[myarikaaa]

[honeyglot]

this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises]

[dyke-dyke-goose]

showing up to the office monday morning with my new mug

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[bark-barkley]

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

[softwetmoss]

And also occasionally by pufferfish

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[spicymochi]

chiikawa and friends

[slopforhogs]

Visayan warty pig (Sus cebifrons) “Pissed Off Pig” by /:\ Road Warrior /:\, CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

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[sweatermuppet]

illustrations for the legalization of marijuana in the state of california published in a 1974 issue of The Tide magazine, formerly The Lesbian Tide

[mgs5]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[sweatermuppet]

i love being big and fat and hairy. im going to survive the winter

[solareclits]

[stupidestasshole]

every time you revlog this post, a new baby spider is born #miracleoflife

[puppybeargf]

sometimes you see your wife and your friend rbing from each other and contemplate pressing them together to kiss like you're playing dolls

[lizzienoodles]

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home