"So the Story Goes..!"

||The Old Fashoned Story Teller, King Of The In-Between, Jeramie Idomonarak Ne Brasieri|| "Could you read the secret between the lines?"

[pukicho]

One bird in my neighborhood starts chirping at 4am, way earlier than the other birds in my neighborhood. If you think about it, it’s actually really annoying, and it probably pisses off the other birds too, including me, who isn’t even a bird.

[pukicho]

What sort of beast do you see me as?

[valyfray]

the big yellow thing from Palworld

[depsidase]

[valyfray]

horrible, horrible time to have been a satire creator

[valend]

When the album is so good it pulls your pants down and fingers you in public

[valyfray]

[valyfray]

19 years old and still can't figure out Indian families' obsession with everyone in one car???

[tboy-cock]

trans clown getting top surgery and the surgeon pulls out his breast tissue and pulls out his breast tissue and pulls out his breast tissue and pulls out his breast tissue and pulls out his

[valyfray]

You probably look like the most weirdest boy ever though

True, because I'm always confused. Ever had a crisis of wanting a macho man figure and wanting to look feminine at the same time? And then the added issue of just not wanting to do...well, anything.

[valyfray]

Still a man I mean

I mean, yeah I guess...for now 🫥. Been questioning, and I'm still not sure

[ravens-a-whore2]

cutting a glory hole in the fourth wall

[valyfray]

fucked by the narrative on a whole new level

[elcilantroo]

[executionerbarbie]

WHY he BITE my ASS

[palebluepixel]

Finally, a dinosaur that will eat ass

[valyfray]

How Power Ranger zords be combining

[thriplerex-trx]

reblog to pearlescentmoon your moots

[valyfray]

Just got called Ma'am over a scam call, feelin' good today 😋

[valyfray]

ugh I wanna post regularly but what do I post about-

[writing-prompt-s]

You are a deity newly ascended. Your predecessor has perished, and their domain (now yours) is in shambles. Instead of repairing it first, you went down to the world and did the dirty practical work instead of the grandiose, aloof things other deities do.

[willowwideweb]

Your name is Zohran Mamdani.

[valyfray]

the only valid response

[do-not-u-dare]

hey who the FUCK is liking the things I posted onto the imternet how could you do this to me

[valyfray]

here, I reblog it too >:)

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

[abyssmita]

wearing a wonderfully soft and oversized set of pajamas and my pants are pooling around my feet slightly i am in heaven this is prime sleepwear awakewear doeverythingwear

[abyssmita]

they're BLUE

[valyfray]

BLUE

[niktokof]

boiled some chicken fetus encased in calcium.

[valyfray]

c-can we not just call them eggs-