[wdapteo]

[croathia]

EXECUTIONER SWORD WITH INSCRIPTION: “When I raise this sword, so I wish that this poor sinner will receive eternal life.”

Germany, 1600s

[petermorwood]

That’s a fairly standard inscription:

Another common one is “The Lords Control Mischief / I Execute Their Verdict”. 

Some even had little illustrations, a nasty visual menu of alternate services. Getting beheaded was getting off lightly - if you don’t know what the chap on the circular lounger is doing, “Breaking Wheel” on Wikipedia will explain…

There was even a sword inscription which translated as “Those Who Meet Me Will Never Fall Sick.”

Hilarious. I laughed my head off…

[weepylucifer]

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

[weepylucifer]

not my best work

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

[pawbeanies]

can we play running in the woods. can we play running in the woods tonight. can we play

[greelin]

this is going to have me on my hands and knees dry heaving

[greelin]

what the FUCK man.

[quasi-normalcy]

You know how some people talk about timeless themes in literature and you kind of low-key think they're full of shit? Sometimes they're not.

[gayteensupreme]

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

[gayteensupreme]

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

[beastliness]

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

[beastliness]

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

[mohamano]

lethal episode on the male podcast yesterday, prepare to see more drawings of phil in the strawberry tshirt

[madame-vide]

Pretty boy

[samaeloser]

oh narcissus, where has your reflection gone?

took me over a month to finish this eugh worth every second

sketch:

[serbebe]

Astarion Juicebox

[mohamano]

guys ur never going to believe this but more phyuri

[pigeon-princess]

There will always be a place in my heart for Berserk❤️

[to-orrr]

berserk

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[bunnying-182]

Why is this handsome guy so ridiculously good-looking!😩