Hometown Hero National Nobody

22, transmasc, bi af. Live fast eat trash enjoy ass and punch fash. Insta: steampoweredkeegs

[thesparks]

So thankful for the quarantine boy I've had in @vampi-the-figgit-deux and all the adventures we've gotten to share throughout this trying time. As well as thankful to the universe for bringing us together in such an interesting and gobsmacking way!

This month and a half has been such a wild ride. I cannot wait to see what awaits us in the future!

[vampi-the-figgit-deux]

I haven't used tumblr in over a year but I can't not reblog this bc holy FUCK I am genuinely in love and cannot believe I've been blessed by the universe like this

[gingerisaspice]

with this blade and this mead i will protect you all from tyranny and the motherfuckers that threaten your home and hearth

[burnedgirlrising]

[frender-archive]

in this gay and age,

[denimboy3-denimboysrevenge-deac]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Illegal Neck Workout Machine; effect as the Manual of Gainful Exercise but only applies to the neck, thickening it to the point that you can wear a second necklace (two neck slots) and granting +3 on Charisma checks when dealing with birds.

[astraldemise]

[saturniidae-served-cold]

[awwww-cute]

My mom’s cats, they’re brothers

[princesstigerbelle]

Synchronized catting

[bettsplendens]

This is called mirroring. Cats do this with each other (and humans!) as a way of being social. 

[alloaro]

"I dont do discourse"

Hmmmm I dont fucking trust like that, not at all

[alloaro]

Like, when someone asks you what you think about ace/aro/nb people and you just say

"I dont do discourse"

You very clearly think those people just exist in the discourse, and arent you know, actual people

[queersona]

the existence of aspecs and trans ppl is not a discourse topic and if you call these identities as such when someone asks you your opinion on them, you'll immediately be suspected as a bigot and these minorities will not trust you.

[catchymemes]

Batman and Catwoman model swap

[sunfortune]

this is what i wanna see from robert pattinsons batman 

[nearthedoor]

okay but as a trans person i often feel an urge to apologize???? for???? existing???? for inconveniencing you???? for not being what you expected???? and listen here, my lovely trans friends, that is complete and utter bullshit. you don’t Owe anybody smthn for being trans!! you don’t owe them comfort!!! or ease!!! or passing!!!! or, dare i say it, forgiveness!!!! you have nothing to apologize for. you’re allowed to exist.

[mysharona1987]

[jack-e-noff]

I fucking HATE THESE!!!! He’s a JOURNALIST! He’s asking her a leading question so she can expand on what makes him a racist!!! This isn’t a debate or a fucking conversation. He’s doing his fucking job and he’s doing it well. He’s shedding light on trumps racism by giving her the platform to speak on it. Stop fucking doing this.

[stupidgoober]

imagine thinking anderson “my ancestor deserved to die for owning slaves” cooper is racist or defending trump

[hymnsofheresy]

indigenous religions need to be acknowledged and treated with respect and so do indigenous sacred lands.

[hymnsofheresy]

fun fact: just because something isn’t sacred to you doesn’t mean it isn’t sacred!

[kumabearsweetheart-deactivated2]

I mean, I’m not Catholic so churches are 0% sacred to me but it’d be really rude of me to go carve my face on the outside of some major cathedral in Europe. I’d probably get shot before I set off the first bit of dynamite. And yet here we are with Mt. Rushmore.

[ancestorglade]

Oh my god there was nothing I could have ever done to prepare myself for that, that’s the sickest burn I’ve ever seen 👏👏👏

[joyfuldyke]

panels from the AIDS Memorial Quilt on display in Asheville

[quasarkisses]

jack black is nega adam sandler

sandler still thinks being offensive is funny, while mr. black fucked off for a decade making kung fu pandas one to one million and came back sensitive enough to play a teenage girl trapped in his body without making it transphobic

[wukodork]

- without making it transphobic or sexist

[valtsv]

oh to be hozier’s baby

[valtsv]

oh to be an eldritch forest entity loved by a mortal who i can never truly commit myself to but who i humor nonetheless because they have a gorgeous voice and love me so ardently it’s endearing, who sings romantic dirges about their adoration for me while the ravages of time slowly consume them until they surrender to the earth i hold dominion over

[c3rvida3]

Can’t wait to be an elderly, bald, gay man with ten piercings in one ear buying like forty yogurts at the grocery store.

[cowboysuggest]

this pride month let’s all shoplift

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

This

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

cosmetology students have more required minimum education than cops in the state of california