Kenny Omega is my true love

Wrestling, vampires, cowboys. Basically all the gay

[revswanson]

where in the HELL did that horse come from

[sundere1181]

I’m LITERALLY going insane

[wizardshark]

this video is so accurate that im having flashbacks to memories of movies that never existed

[junk-thrillz]

Everyone in the notes not realizing is making me feel insane. Guys - this entire TikTok is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fanfiction. The OP of this post (as in the person who uploaded this to Tumblr) has a TMNT profile picture. I’ve never seen a more expertly crafted video.

All of the names are names of TMNT characters. They’re all dressed like their TMNT counterparts too, to the point where it feels like actually I’m looking at human designs for all the turtles. (The exception to this is Raph, or ‘Ralph’, but that makes sense considering that little reveal about him at the end). “Wait... this guy knows school” is a reference to the fact they’re all mutant turtles that never went to public school. But that’s not the only thing, because it so painfully obvious that the creator of this TikTok watched the 2012 cartoon specifically.

It’s completely insane. They all act like and interact with each other exactly like how they do in the ‘12 cartoon. It’s every little detail. Casey being a teenage delinquent. Donnie’s skepticism of Casey. The way everyone ELSE operates around Casey. It’s everything. I keep noticing new things every time I watch this video. Mikey’s the most obvious example of this, but I think the creator might be changing the way he talks to reflect Leo’s voice actor(s) too.

This entire video is a Spy AU fanfiction of TMNT 2012 with ridiculously high production quality. It fits so perfectly that it literally shouldn’t be able to be anything else. And YET - it’s so expertly crafted so as to make it indiscernible from any other stock Disney spy movie. This is so impressive it borders on manic.

I’m sure someone else has already pointed this out, but people. The guy who made the TikTok has EVERYONE FOOLED AND IT’S DRIVING ME UP!! THE!! WALL!!!!

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

[mjfass]

Which one is the bad one?

[gaypeople]

i think they have a crush on each other

[vamplire]

IT HURTS SO BAD

[starlitsequins]

i dont mean to victim blame but why do these vampires keep talking to daniel molloy when they know he's daniel molloy

[gaypeople]

A trailer park. Nevada, Utah, the desert. Couple folding chairs. Plant some flower boxes... Could be nice.

[weekiexpo]

"fuck...that's fucked" uncut

Additional fuck when DM were discussing their bond, I think it's beautiful

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[just-another-regular-dude]

[nerdmutant]

this inspired me

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[libraryogre]

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Oh my god....

[starofhisheart]

armand be like

[mandyevy]

🩷💜💙

[vaynglories]

"six man ladder match" and it's three men, a beast, a nonbinary person and a computer virus

[steinerscrewdriver]

Omega needs to have a midlife crisis and bring back this look

[fridgebride]