tash

;(

[justjames]

Cut out all the negative people in your life they say but how can I cut myself out 

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[incogniito]

A cough is just a crunchy breath

[pre-party]

[ruinedchildhood]

#same

[vampireextract]

jolting awake @ 3AM mood

me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck

my body: water

me: what?

my body, louder: Woter

[stability]

[asillyandrandomname]

[trashcannie]

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

[timeaway]

My kink is not opening messages and pretending theyre not there

[vampireextract]

Me at my second Rodeo

Me: This ain't my first Rodeo

[apiologies-deactivated20170306]

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

[meanplastic]

[vampireextract]

when I'm on the phone with my mom:

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: bye

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

me: ok

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[forgamers]

[master-debate-deactivated201712]

Fuck her hard but make sure you cuddle her after