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@vampiricicarus
they should invent a friend that unironically says “perhaps” and “bee tee double u” out loud in the same sentence that also RESPONDS. TO MY TEXTS. thank you for your consideration
Surely this does not exist (how did I get notified by this I haven’t been on tumblr for a year? You’re magic)
i am magic. thank you for noticing. i was beginning to think you never would. takes the eyes out of my head and rolls them across the table like marbles
Why thank you (i pull a small box out of my pocket and put them in for later)
they should invent a friend that unironically says “perhaps” and “bee tee double u” out loud in the same sentence that also RESPONDS. TO MY TEXTS. thank you for your consideration
Surely this does not exist (how did I get notified by this I haven’t been on tumblr for a year? You’re magic)
BEAUTIFUL PIC AT SENIOR NIGHT
(screw it what's a fun fact about yourself also @ people I'll go first I'm allergic to myself
@escapetheslaughter
@ugly-astral-taurus
@bees-official
@gremlininthedark
@bloodmoon-da-idiot
@multifandomcutie13 )
Bet
I have over 300 images of my dumbass dog
@meowierz
@thekillermaretwinz
@silly-solar
I can't think of anyone else-
I have 8 professionally diagnosed mental disorders and as a bonus I am missing a part of my 7th chromosome and i got 2 22nd chromosomes.
Idk how I am still functioning tbh
@coastxlwaters
@liminal---nightmare-aliza
@animatronic-assistant
@librarian-computer
Hm, fun fact about me?
Man im not that interesting- ill make a list of relatively interesting facts...
I collect shedded snake skins
My first horse show i won champion
I train animals alot, its very fun
I have naturally weak knees, left one is weaker than the right, but both sports i do call for a ton of leg strengh-
Scoliosis is near chronic pain levels
I have been in the barn with my horse during 3 tornadoes
I can read a 400-500 page book in one day
I dont post half of the art and doodles i do bc of anxiety
@capring
@multifandomcutie13
@strawberry-arrowtip
@eternal-soup
@stormbreaker-290
@morriganfey
@mellonaide-skys
@sunny-inajar
@knizuu
@im-just-a-dumb-gay
Ooh ty for the tag Xel! Let's see...
Oh! My full chest voice vocal range is 2 octaves <3
No pressure tags: @r3g-p14y3r @itsahotminuteinbetween
thank you for the tag! (doin this on no sleep cuz reasons so if you see spelling mistakes. No you don’t.)
Lemme think, fun facts…
sometimes lose the ability to walk (my spine or legs will give out for a day or two for some reason)-has only happened 4 times in the last year though so no clue if it’s serious.
Uh. Apparently use ‘we’ to refer to myself sometimes. No clue why that happens either.
Very much enjoy stationary and new notebooks.
Very fond of birds.
Umm. Heavily insecure about whether or not my emotions are entirely genuine or if I’m just unconsciously acting a certain way for some unknown ulterior motive.
Favorite pen is a 1.0 ballpoint gel pen I think? Lixxie gave me it and it’s very very smooth, superior writing utensil.
When going to the beach we collect seashells the whole time like a magpie-there’s a hoard of em on my shelf.
I can read at maybe 1,400 wpm (in English) last I checked?
I’ve never played a sport in my entire life.
Trilingual (and trying to learn Polish with my bro cuz he thought it would be cool)!
uhh tagging @oddstar-draws, @starspindle, @sunny-inajar, @scribbyizhere, @hahskeleton, and @starheirxero; whoever else wants to join is more than welcome :)
ooooo okay, okay, hmmmmm
• I have found and captured 2 baby lizards in my bedroom (released them both in a safe area, dw :))
• I often speak to myself like the narrator from Stanley Parable (example: Star sat in his room, doing nothing. Again. Star thought it would be a brilliant idea to grab the metal part of the cable to try and finish unplugging it from the wall)
• never once played a sport, mostly due to chronic pain issues
• I collect literally anything cool or fun I find out and about, I love keeping a small box of knick-knacks.
• was homophobic when I found out about gay people on my own, then thought I was a lesbian and proud of my community the next day (I was an odd 11 year old)
• I think in cartoons, it's the only way my mind's eye can work
• my first videogame was Little Big Planet
• I dress like i work at a roller rink in the 80s' or like I'm about to go cryptid hunting. There is an in-between
Tags, ummmmmmm
@cconfusedkat @scribbyizhere @itsemmiy
@chiipslemon @banfiyunna @jaundicetoes
@littlestar3 @riodoesstuff
Can't think of anyone else
Fun fact time!
I'm self taught in both art and english
My record time for holding my breath is 3 minutes (i was a very easily bored kid)
@void-existence @the-reblogging-fish @severallizards
Ooooo thanks for the tag!!!
I've been to 23 countries not counting the usa
I have Dysgraphia (a writing disability)
And I am almost always wearing a jacket, I used to wear a puffer coat and puffer vest at the same time in 80°F weather every day
No pressure tags: @glitzphantom @minimumwagesoul @junkkey @katkalis @angsty-art and anyone else who wants to join!
I have to manually breath and gulp sometimes.
I don't know why but sometimes I feel weird in my body while walking and it makes me cringe.
I think in two languages, French and English.
Tags :
@aninonimosstuff-blog @marianelidovaart @inkymoth101 @mi1es @aki-moon @bubl-nox-blog @inky-evergreen @tranquil-slaughterhouse @eros-love-agape555 @sputnstuff @nervarts @xxinkys-ocsxx
Thx for the tag! ^^
♡︎I was in the biggest children's choir in the world
♡︎I can make my eyes vibrate
♡︎and I nearly died at birth ^^
-`♡︎tags: @willowthefoxxo @moonsimpart @emisudios @hyperkitten224 @phantom-syd @yoitzluna @applecherry108 @twiliartsdreams2017 @livrussell1999 @plantboy777♡︎´-
bestie ^^
• I choked myself in the womb😎
• im a rainbow baby
@demonicallyslaying
@dawnofplumeria
@demonmew25
@dnn4thedeath
I was born 13 days late
My mom gave birth to me standing up
I can close my epiglottis voluntarily
@crackheadcalledc @yourlocalxiaosimp @cloversmainblog @jennidewdroplet @lisamillern1fan @breezycatuwu @thependingsystem
i have like 100 ocs or so and go around giving the forgotten ones to my friends
@noobadorkisser3
@sebastianandpainterkisser4
@subspacekisser1
@theweirdartguy
@thezcurse
@weirdassartist
@dav8530
@goob1ynerdmain
I have partial heterochromia, splotches of brown in my pale green/hazel eyes (more so in my right one)
I prefer sleeping all day and being up all night, but sadly the world doesn’t work that way :C
Every single day, I consider the fact that I might be nonbinary/xenogender more and more!
Also my self inserts are pretty consistent between fandoms for the sake of convenience bc it’s hard to imagine differences to the thing I’ve already conjured up for years lol
Ty for the tag btw I love love love tags!!
@hyperfixationbullshit @rxbinwxng @applesaucify @sebastianandpainterkisser4 @serialsomething @subspacekisser1 @florathegnarpian @luckyblockz @sillytunafish
TY FOR THE TAG!! i have really long hair like super duper long hair it almost goes to my knees and i could probably fight someone with it lmao
i was the heaviest baby out of my siblings (im the biggest biird /silly)
and i have kept an 8 year long friendship with my bestie since elementary :3
@sun-ea-sports @sunset-sw3rve @kat-124 @swaguhohnine @azazzerdazzer @windy-trickster /nf ofc!!
THANX FOR TAGGING :3€
im actually colorblind, i forgot how to spell it but the specific types the deutanomaly one
one of my least fav candys is kitkats (ironic im aware >_>) and in general im not a fan of chocolate
i like the color pink a.lot >:P
@x-to-o @socksran @sun-ea-sports @zachs-paws @pool-here-7 @sunnyysl33pyy /nf! :]
GWAHH HII!!!! Yayayaya
Okaa ummm I have more than 200 country flags memorised :3c
And also I can fluently speak in 2 languages,, and I’m learning 2 more,,!!
Okaa waves my lil paw halloo!!! @overtlyonyx @cosmic-corporation @zachs-paws @vanthropa @polkad0t1 @y3aj-3002 @cyanbobaaaaa & @machinesheart /nf!! ₍^ >ヮ<^₎
I got dropped onto the floor as a baby :D (I don't think it was that much of a fall tho)
@prylc @mintyfoxdev486 @mal3f1cent @lostkalei @aaa-arco-iris @nekomaruxx
uhhhhhh
I’ve been mispronouncing the word chasm for however long i’ve known of that word’s existence
@legendofbinkus @wildcat444 @trans-autistic-and-miserable
My hair used to be down to almost my knees I think? When we cut it we cut off about 308 grams, which was insane
@something-lemonade @gloomy-ghosty @wildcat444 @goodtimewithmars @vampiricicarus and anyone else who wants to join in
I know most of the edible plants in my region, and I like to randomly pick them off the ground sometimes and eat them just to freak people out a bit. Never been sick from it so I intend to keep doing this.
shoutout to my friend Lily, who’s becoming my wingwoman so that I can have a queerplatonic relationship
I want this to get a bunch of notes so I can tell her she’s tumblr famous
@vampiricicarus
Fiddleford Hadron Mcgucket, you will always be famous
I'm sorry, but I adamantly disagree.
This is very good behavior.
They didn't recognize the file extension.
They didn't recognize the EXE program.
And so they refused to open them.
That is excellent internet security hygiene.
They went to a trusted person (their brother) and verified WinRAR was legit and then proceeded to unpack the files.
How is this not *encouraging* for gen alpha? Is it just because they didn't know what WinRAR was? Who cares? I'm just proud they were being careful.
Unlike my boomer uncle who once installed so many spam search toolbars that there was no screen real estate left to show webpages.
He's trying okay.
"He did it in broad daylight" as opposed to male daylight?
This feels like it's an unoriginal joke honestly
He did it in bloke daylight
That's the way I should have written this bad joke, thank you
They won't even let you do things in broad daylight anymore. Because of bloke
if you use music to cope with anxiety, depression or to help with your ADHD (like me) reblog, I'm trying to prove a point to my teacher
Blog got an update.
I redid the theme and gutted my website!
Also started taking my happy pills again today; so it’s going to get better!
Reblog and add a little or big thing that makes/made you good excited or happy recently.
@thesummerrtriangle @caspercryptid @trenchcrows @artofkhaos404
this took me way too long to answer to, and i'm sorry for thati met this cool kid that i'd talked with a week or two ago again! we had a pretty chill conversation
my exams are about to end!!
my friend and i have made plans to get better at football (soccer) and also make a cardboard sword
@cauqhtz @dreamshaxd @koreanbibliophilegirl @tristicorde @gingerrfluid @fingerfuck-the-function @mist-ixx @worlds-silliest-specimen
I got to hang out with my family on Sunday, which was very nice! It was like an impromptu picnic with spicy hotdogs and the siblings I hadn't seen in a while!
No Pressure Tags: @quotidian-oblivion @igotthisaccountunderduress @brb-on-a-quest @demoniccrowz @walkthruthewords
um!! A few things. I got to go to my partner’s house yesterday, got to watch Coraline with her on Sunday, and got to go see Beetlejuice with him nd a friend on Saturday.
@mintydandelionpuffs @autism-sprinkles @blooscluessucks @gravestone-sys
i found some eyeliner i like better than the one I have currently [goes on easier, and plus it doesnt smudge!!] and my friend and i are planning on having a hang-out/sleepover soon! [ALREADY HAVE THE PLAYLIST AND THE FESTIVITUES PLANNED!! so excited eheh]
@charliecarter13 @a-dam-heartstopper-fan @something-lemonade
@moochou-eats-paper @bubbiegumprincess
My ex gf [now best irl] invited me to her baptism on Sunday!!! We haven't talked in person since the funeral and I got her a nice gift <33333
@trans-autistic-and-miserable @a-dam-heartstopper-fan @dreamcatcherwriting
I'm doing pretty well in school and it's my county's pride at the weekend :D
There'll also be a lot of people there that I know from seperate places and I get to introduce them all to eachother :]
@sowearecleariamhere @vampiricicarus @goodtimewithmars @th3r34l-k1ng0f-h3ll
I am going to see my beautiful wife this weekend!
And I have an AP World assignment I am interested in this week :)
@anxi0us-rav3n
someday i'll stop making comics about bill's passion for silly straws
the man
@lfg1986-2to and @mossy-fae tagged me kindly to do this little guy maker picrew - sooo cute! 💕
(me and a plant baby 🌱🥺)
tagging @bambi-nicky @mandycantdecide @mylucayathoughts @wtfuckevenknows and anyone who wants to do it - also: no pressure, of course!
Special thanks to @reelrollsweat for creating this Picrew template.
No pressure tagging - @radinfluenceryouth @miljandeerus-06 @rotten-milk-and-honey @playhousemassacrez @ratmare-catnap
And everybody who wants to play!
@scooburst @skelpiescool @soulful-rodent @sourgummy
Oooh, a new picrew! I might as well just make me, lol
@dinosaurthecaliforniagirlanon @yesent1324 @ab-art-07 @almostangrything
Hmmm yes yes yes
Such a silly I am!
@davidoswaldvelseb @alexartink @mothgutz236 @elder-sister @idkdema @nope2733 @s4gefr0g @animal-lover-forever
That was fun :>
@ahbasta09 @astral-onp4wz @ellathebirb @idkwhattoputheresooumm
RAAAH @gayyimbo @fusciaguardian @kururuluvscurry
i love this one!! @leilanising @hobartsaglet @midgetmoth @thechaoticsaisk
Ough.
@leewayslounge @asleep-human @fiepige
Yaaay tag game! <3
@yannig @arachnix0401 @moth-wave <3
@theratthatgotyeeted @truthdawn @chaosbean1443
@sinnerclair @cattstep @metdrantom @fall-inq @jester-w-n0n4m3 @somethingthatisaname @sunnysalt + anyone else who wanna join/ I forgot
gwahh!!!! Yayayaya hi hello hiii :3c
@spiderwebd @myyanglifetwt @tallic0 @klaenex @ninkiivii @cosmic-corporation @zachs-paws @radical-rascal-766 @kat-124 @chi-graft-001 @vanthropa @overtlyonyx @machinesheart /NF!!!!!
Oh and every other moot who wants to join that I’m. too scared to tag because idk if y’all would be oka with that😓😓 (and anyone else too!!!!)
WAHHHH I JUST SAW THIS TYYYY
Can you guys guess what my favorite color is (very hard)
@mal3f1cent @dappersheep486 @prylc @lostkalei @moonpiees @nekomaruxx @aaa-arco-iris :]
:O
@trans-autistic-and-miserable @wildcat444 @ other people who’s names i forgot 😔
the headphones in the picrew look exactly like mine :0
@something-lemonade @vampiricicarus @goodtimewithmars
Cute!
This is my school profile picture :)
@anxi0us-rav3n my wife @anybody else
mutuals do this!!!!
Reblog to pass around warm bread and soup
@aubystrawberry !!!!!
@cha0smachine @ilikemen20000000 @banditblvd
FOOD FOR MY BELOVEDS /p
@mysteriouswolf @theobs3ssivepuppeteer @geodetojoy @cat-in-the-desert @royallygray
YUMMYYYYY this makes me want to make soup I might go make some soup
cmere moots come get some sustenance
@eowynarchives @just-watching-dont-worry @jooberzzz
me w the potato soup i made yesterday: YAYYY MORE SOUP!!!!
soup for my pals @crystaluna @rockcattomato @mcytfreaksunite
yumm! Da soup :)) currently sick so this should help me
for my fwiends @red-velvet-0w0 @goodtimewithmars @insectappreciator @ireallyliketalldarksultrymen
gosh im hungry and my throat hurts, thankyous
@chickeninthemancostume @qua-qua-qua
@trans-autistic-and-miserable @dean0rin0 @sashathegirliepop
and i know we are no where near mutuals but...
@stiffyck
your so cool
thank you so much!! I don't really like soup but bread is amazing :D
@something-lemonade @vampiricicarus @sowearecleariamhere
here! you deserve warm bread and/or soup too :]
Omg you're my favorite I'll eat your soup and give you extra bread
Everyone post a random picture from your gallery,this is a tag game yes
@fymo-blogs @the-real-gmail @totally-china @dhampirdreamerz @france-unofficial
@siritheneo @yippeeeeewhereami @objectivesthatareobjectified
@flordosmuros @shibbledibble22 @mayonaisehater44 @totally-six @dimmydoodles
NO WAY SPUNKLEBOB SAID THAT
@sillygoofyart @typoraccoon @freaky-dan @nervous-trash
@typoraccoon @acewhitlock @unbranded-chaos @treb
No furbies allowed ‼️
@sammydiesin3days @chalkboredreal @silly-boozer
🤯 ghostbusters
@posessedmp3player @sicklysentimental @zyrtecbrainrot @lycanloc + other ppl who want to join
aauyghgabhhhh bbrain fried however can join I don't feel like tagging
@the-astral-fairgrounds @demoniccrowz I don't care if you've done this DO IT AGAIN!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️
@mintydandelionpuffs @blooscluessucks @enonbinary
i don’t remember the context of taking this picture
@bubbiegumprincess @something-lemonade @that-dam-heartstopper-fan @crookedaverse
Idfk
@trans-autistic-and-miserable @dreamcatcherwriting
@vampiricicarus @eggie-o
This abomination I found at a local grocery store