Fangs in your neck friday

he/him if your gay and cool, xe/it if you're even gayer and cooler || 20s || no minors || icon credit

[vampiritism]

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plural, don't bring syscourse here, I don't give a shit and neither does anyone else

18+ sideblog, mostly fandom focused

bitchass intersex tranny. Bisexual fagdyke and herm.

I try to do alt text for original posts and some reblogged posts, but it might not be the greatest

Idk what else to add here lmao. I like evil women and vampires. Not gonna bother listing my fandoms you can just look at the featured tags. Also bats. Please tag me in bat posts I love them so much

[hemipenal-system]

i will say though that it is really funny how radfems don’t have good sex because they dont want to accidentally recreate the patriarchy. “sucking the clit is phallocentric” maybe. but it makes her entire body explode so i do it regardless

[mintmatcha]

monster fucking but you dont realize he's about to mate you

[mintmatcha]

Naga whos wrapping his tail around your over and over and over until his slit it aligned with yours-

ocean merfolk who take you to a shallow, soft stoned creek, brackish water...

big, hulking things that nip at the back of your neck when you're turned around, trying to test if you're in the mood to be pinned....

[volatilevale]

"just so you know your mutual fetishizes sexual violence" omggggg yaaaaaaay something i can bond with them over!!! yippeeee!!! yayy!!

[squeakitties]

Oleander showing off her modified body ! Transparent rubber panels on her suit show off her restructured (formerly) human anatomy :3c Drawn by faengelic!!

[lilaira]

hand practice sketches

[itymnro]

The brainrot is how he shows affection 💖

[itymnro]

For the Big Boar Men enthusiasts 🐗✨

[hermaphrosodomite]

You all need to start annoyingly asking people why they tagged omegaverse fics and bigenital furry porn as "intersex" on certain websites. If everyone collectively got really irritating about this maybe the intersex tag would actually be available to be used for yknow. Fucking intersex people.

[saltyfoxes-artist]

get annoying about people using the h slur as well. get really fucking annoying about it

[status-quo-hater]

[thesituation]

i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

[thesituation]

you’re scaring me

[misterstompyboots]

trans men dominating people sexually. You agree. Reblog.

[theehorsepusssy]

[evil-tboys]

Every day there are sweaty hairy tboys jerking off in their beds in nothing but a t-shirt. Youre welcome

[crueldianthus-deactivated202511]

found a collection of (properly credited!) art depicting phalloplasty if that's your thing. some sfw, some nsfw

[vampyre-kin]

I saw somebody making fun of this on twitter and I want it so bad, I am not joking.

[catboycrack]

If I was a vampire I'd always go for the femoral artery so I could feed from between the thighs and stick my face in my victims crotch and lick and drain them and the other vampires would all think I was weird and I'd say stuff like "no bro it's just slightly less oxygenated so it has a better flavor it's more subtle" and they'd all say it's just a weird sex thing and they'd be right

[keysimash]

if i was a vampire i would carefully rinse out my mouth with antibacterial mouthwash then wash my hands and gently touch the foodsack's cheek and speak in a soothing tone then snap on those nitrile medical gloves and grin showing my big fangs because the food was probably pavlov'd to get a reaction out of that sound at this point and then swab their inner arm with a sanitizing wipe and ask them to grab a fistful of the fabric of my shirt or perhaps big-ass vampire cloak. feel their tense and shaking hand close to my chest separated by only a few layers and breathe for a couple moments

flick the vein with my fingers and feel myself salivate at the sight of it

then i'd insert the needle and fill up enough tubes for a week or so, and before i put on a cottonball and gauze bandage i would just put my tongue on the tiny little puncture wound, just tasting, not even using my teeth, just mouthing it and breathing ragged and listening to the heartrate of my food pick up because no matter now many times i do this part they think this time im gonna bite them for real.

then i would pull away. and laugh. and down one of the little vials of blood like a shot. stare at their arm some more.

the victim asks when im gonna give in.

i offer em some crackers or jerky or juice.

tell em maybe next time. so they keep coming back. so i keep them alive.

if i was a vampire i would be afraid of too much of a good thing

[aapenjoyer]

there should be waaay more posts and content of cis guys being pathetic bottom subs for trans men

[vampiritism]

Looking thru dread the empire and was considering getting smth only to see they don't ship outside the us anymore