starlight and star-crossed

all pronouns / 22 / i like to drink water

[killy-deactivated20241228]

WE DID NOT CALLS YOU A SLUR. SMÉAGOL CAN RECLAIMS IT

[dwinkus]

peasant visionary: & then it stood before me, a towering wheel of flame that beheld me with 10,000 shimmering eyes!

me: idk man it still sounds like an ocular migraine

peasant visionary: #MyGrain

[beastliness]

uses my powerful magnetic field to create detailed images of your organs, skeletal system, and all the other soft tissues in your body

[transfemininomenon]

uses my powerful magnetic fields to create 69 love songs

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

[ewaneneollav]

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

[parkchanwoohoo]

Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"

[lakevida]

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

[vampivc]

if anyone is doing artfight... im doing it this year.... blink blink

[hoziernatural]

[angelicguy]

its so fucked that people will be like "yeah i stopped smoking weed because it made me feel like everything was fine, which made me do less" like ok so your primary motivator was fear.

[itsbilby]

i stopped because it made me think i had mind control powers and i started seeing peoples tattoos as spiders crawling on them

[angelicguy]

You did have those powers and you lost them permanently because of your weaknesses

[fire-bay]

Artfight preparations are going well!

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW

[wintersnails]

go on vacation. wear a tshirt for the first time in months. receive 50+ calls from the co-worker you cruelly abandoned for two days. take a bath. deflect marriage proposal. eat a lobster. microwave evil doll. back to work

[pjackk]

Lol i have almost completed the work

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[molabuddy]

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

[jensens-cockles-deactivated2015]

If I loved cas anymore I’d be dean

[leidensygdom]

(i mean this lovingly as a team mystery person)